The Things kids do & say......

The things kids do & say LOL can be so funny. A friend of mine just found out she was pregnant and wanted to tell her 3 yr old. She was so excited, She said, Sean mommy is pregnant, i'm going to have a baby and it's in my tummy. Seans like "You ate it" 😱 🤣

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my cousins son (4 years old) walks up to me and starts talking non stop (in Armenian )...he doens't understand english much...so i get mad for some reason and i say "son of a..." well i didn't finish cuz he was next to me...when all of a sudden he starts running around the house saying "son of a *****" "son of a *****"

i wonder where he got that from 😱

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OH oh this is a good one LOL we hadn't lived here very long, and where we are from the Walmart bathrooms are opposite from what they are here. So, you can imagine where i'm going w/this LOL
anyways....My son comes out of the bathroom w/his face all red, and he tells us he went in the girls bathroom, I laugh, he's like thats not all He went as far as sat down using the bathroom, he got to looking around and noticed it said, Tampons, he's like hmmm is that something new they came out with? Then he looks down and sees a lady in high heel shoes in the stall next to him It was then he realized he's In the wrong bathroom LOL

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1 year ago when my duaghter was 5 years old . it was St Patricks Day . that morning we dressed in green and began our day . she asked what was going on so i told her " sweetie its st patricks day today and we are celebrating" .........

she got a confused look on her face and said "But when is St SpongeBob Day ??? ".........

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😆 😆 😆 these are all funny stories.

Here's another one LOL first of all we lived on a ranch, cows, horses, chickens.... anyways, we were talking w/our kids about the birds and the bees, they're asking ? and we are answering, my youngest says, where does the baby come out of? my oldest says the Butt!!! LOL we all laugh, then try to explain and he's like I see the Horse have a colt, it came out the Butt!! 😂

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Originally posted by shellie
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1 year ago when my duaghter was 5 years old . it was St Patricks Day . that morning we dressed in green and began our day . she asked what was going on so i told her " sweetie its st patricks day today and we are celebrating" .........

she got a confused look on her face and said "But when is St SpongeBob Day ??? ".........

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This kid who lives next door to me always makes up stories about his cousins 😑 even though he doesn't have any 😂

Originally posted by Darth Revan
This kid who lives next door to me always makes up stories about his cousins 😑 even though he doesn't have any 😂

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dude, i'm 21 and I walked into a girls bathroom. the wheels just started turning in my head when i couldn't find a urinal...because there were only stalls. Right when I figure it out, *flush* a girl comes out looking mortified to find a guy in there....so i booked it out.

It was classic...

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😂 🤣 We were at Celebration Station a few months ago w/our kids. We all had to go to the bathroom, so i'm following behind them as we go and I just walk right in the bathroom w/them 😱 there was a kid going to the Pea i scream and run out LOL they are all laughing

My cousin came over a while ago he's 5, and said out of no where "yea, I was working on the car yesterday and dad slamed the hood and blew my head up"

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When I was like 6 years old, my friend told me that if you hang upside down long enough your head will explode fear

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Come on peeps lets here your stories!!! LOVE to laugh 😂 🤣