The Official Symbiote Thread

Started by Dazzler619240 pages
Originally posted by fever red
Moral of our story- rocks don't kill people; Nataku does?

Did you ever hear about that girl who got hit by a rock from a homeless man and died? 🙁

VenomFan, are you here for good yet, or are you still the phantom? It's good to know you're still around, BadS wants to converse with you.

Originally posted by gls
hey where did u get that pic of carnage in ur sig? its a great pic..

yeah it's toxin, from the cover art of V vs C #4

and you could say Im back for good, Badsybmiote is good people she can always drop me a line or maybe Ill pm her, Im checking out early tonight sleep is cathing up with me 😮

Originally posted by Nataku8188
Same way I can hate Bendis. I just do it.

:: Narrows eyes and holds up a rock menacingly :: I don't like the way you think ...

Bah, we know way too much about Bendis as it is; if he'd shut his effing mouth for longer than 5 consecutive seconds, he'd probably be hated a little less. We don't "know" him? I WISH! He's running Marvel singlehandedly these days. B@stard!

...Lov the new sig, Nataku 😈 Do you get good reception on those things, or is it "Can you hear me now?... good!" all the time?

Agent 99, phone in please! lol

__Time for a SHAMELESS PLUG of my fan-fiction. Chapter One of a Carnage novella (a god-d@mn NOVELLA, I must be mad!) is now posted in Josh22's symbiote2 group. It's NC-17, so you have to be 18 to join. And be prepared for bad, bad, god-that's-bad things...it's a Carnage story! (Well, I don't skin a baby or bake anyone in an oven in this one. Actually, the first chapter isn't so bad...honest...go on...take a quick peek.)
__Look in "files," for my folder!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thesymbiote2/

Originally posted by Symbiotica
Bah, we know way too much about Bendis as it is; if he'd shut his effing mouth for longer than 5 consecutive seconds, he'd probably be hated a little less. We don't "know" him? I WISH! He's running Marvel singlehandedly these days. B@stard!

...Lov the new sig, Nataku 😈 Do you get good reception on those things, or is it "Can you hear me now?... good!" all the time?

Agent 99, phone in please! lol

That's not even me, it's just some random pic I found on the web.

It's VERY random, LOL.

wow 2985 post's alread? It sure has ben a wild ride....KMC forums continues to be my favourite, and the best online forum I know.

thanks you guys/gals.(even you Nataku)

:: Yawns and strokes his Carnage action figure ::

He tells me to do things... horrible... horrible things...

really (raises eyebrow )

Originally posted by fever red
Well, I don't skin a baby or bake anyone in an oven in this one.

Ya know, that very oddly reminds me that I need to get a new chapter up on my own fic...

Originally posted by Nataku8188
:: Yawns and strokes his Carnage action figure ::

He tells me to do things... horrible... horrible things...

Hmmm. Horrible by Nataku's standards? What things? Watch "Stacked?" Oh, God, he's sick...don't listen, Nataku!

Robo- still no luck mating the game-cube and PS2? Try alcohal.

Ahh! My Maximum Carnage series is complete! I bought the last issue yesterday! It took me about 3 years to collect all parts

i have a ps2 and a gamecube ... problem is their both females and even with my sick and twisted mind i have yet to find a way for two females to reproduce

That's a common problem: See, video game consoles have a multi-stage life cycle. The sendentary phase (GameCube, PS2) is female, and reproduces semi-asexually, giving birth to the moble phase (that touch screen gameboy, the PSP) which are male.
For a successful hybrid, you're going to want to mate a PSP with your GameCube. Gestation should take about 8 months, but there won't be any good games out for at least a 12.

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Nice trouble-shooting, CK.
__But Fox, if you don't have a PSP, a team of genetic engineers would do as well. You need cells from both females, and ovum. It will be a cloning process with an additional step. Your scientists first remove the genetic material of the ovum. Then they use genetic material from both females to create a composite set of chromosomes. This is then induced to enter the ovum. And- voila!- the "offsping" of your Game-cube and PS2! No male necessary (let's phase them out! No? Too soon? We can secure and continue clone-lines of a select few, for purely recreational purposes...)

Here's one: What are the origins of the symbiote race?

I see it as being one of three ways,

1)The symbiotes evolved naturally to be symbiotes/parasites with native lifeforms

2)The symbiotes evolved naturally, but their ability to bond with as host is just coincidental.

3)The symbiotes were geneticly engineered, either by another race or by their own ancestors, for the purpose of bonding to hosts.

What does everybody think? I personally favor #3, as it seems to me that symbiotes solves many of the problems a space-faring race would ecounter. Symbiotes provide enchanced physical abilities (for war, heavy lifting, normal function in higher gravity), the ability to survive in hostile enviroments (means less terraforming needed on new planets), imporved health at no cost, free and indestructible clothing, companionship, ability to absorb new abilities from native life, etc.

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Yes, I read a good essay that promoted that thesis. I find it plausible. On the other hand, I find a natural evolution (#1) just as persuasive. #2 seems unlikely.

Yeah, I had read that same one a long time ago. I would have posted a link to it, but I can't find it.

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I posted it in here once...waaaay back- near the beginning?