For the symbiote thread, I see only one appropriate reaction:
Fever, EAT HIS BRAINS!
__It has brains?? Usually I'm pretty good at detecting those...
__You guys familiar with the "brain-sucker" joke? You play it on little kids (so it's apropriate with spammers!). You go up to the kid, and fold your hand like a little bird's beak, all the fingers togethor- and you open and close the "mouth," and say:
__"Do you know what this is?"
__"No. What is it?!"
__"It's a brain-sucker! It's gonna get yer BRAINS!"
__Then you latch onto the kid's head, making sucking noises:
__"It's sucking your BRAINS!"
__"Aaa!," says the kid, "No!"
__"Yes!," you say, tearing the hand away triumphantly, "It's eaten ALL your brains!" Then you pause, and stare at the hand: it doesn't look so good. It's gone limp and its gasping and trying weakly to rise.
__"Oh, no! Do you know what this is?" You point at the stricken hand.
__"No! What is it?!"
__Shake your head sadly. "It's a starving brain-sucker. You starved it to death."
Originally posted by fever red
__It has brains?? Usually I'm pretty good at detecting those...
__You guys familiar with the "brain-sucker" joke? You play it on little kids (so it's apropriate with spammers!). You go up to the kid, and fold your hand like a little bird's beak, all the fingers togethor- and you open and close the "mouth," and say:
__"Do you know what this is?"
__"No. What is it?!"
__"It's a brain-sucker! It's gonna get yer BRAINS!"
__Then you latch onto the kid's head, making sucking noises:
__"It's sucking your BRAINS!"
__"Aaa!," says the kid, "No!"
__"Yes!," you say, tearing the hand away triumphantly, "It's eaten ALL your brains!" Then you pause, and stare at the hand: it doesn't look so good. It's gone limp and its gasping and trying weakly to rise.
__"Oh, no! Do you know what this is?" You point at the stricken hand.
__"No! What is it?!"
__Shake your head sadly. "It's a starving brain-sucker. You starved it to death."
Hmmm. Note to self, never read Venom: the Hunger while eating pink jello for lunch. 😘