Originally posted by badsymbiote
"WE WANT THIS THREAD TO REMAIN ON TOPIC, SO CUT THE CHIT-CHAT, LADIES..."
Pardon me, that was semi-rude. And I'm only kidding. Actually, I'm fairly impressed, RJ--check you out--helping new members, and who have thought it. Certainly not I, with all the arguments you and I have had, all the hostilities mended by VENOMfan, and now, practically chums.
LOL>since whenvenom has spider-sense 🙄
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Yes, Grey Fox, I think in Ultimate having a She-Carnage bonded with Gwen would have been a tasty infusion of new blood to the symbiote mythos. I'd like to see you write an Alt Ult fanfic on that; you have the inspiration so you're ten percent done. Now you'll have to wring out that other ninety percent perspiration!
ers not even i did understand that LOL
that what it takes listening rock and whatching TV while typing in other language.
Puta merda tu fala portugues melhor que eu
Holy shit,you speak portuguese better than i do.
what i tryed to say was:
well , carnage will need to maintain his blood mass, in order to survive.so he will grab aunt may. and she will know peter is spiderman,and may bonded to carnage will bcome aunt carny and be mad at parker, trying to kill him.
hey chick i mean chicken what translator u used to say portuguese so well?
im joking dude is like cara, maneh
and it should be like
hum cara, traduz isso melhor por favor, nós que falamos portugues não usamos mais ou menos antes de adjetivos como mais grande ,menos grande, eh so maior ou menor , entendeu?
Oh, Lord, that's funny. I'm going to try to post it here for everyone else. It's well-written, and very humorous. The author is a true Venom fan, or at least an avid comic-book-reader.
I've dropped a (web)line to the author, letting them know of my appreciation. I encourage all others to do the same. Symfanfic is a rare thing, especially when done well.
And "Mom," have you read the carnage symfanfic I found? The scene with the elderly woman is Cletus at his best! Maliciously delicious. Some decent Eddie in that fic too, and it looks to be shaping up into an almighty bruhaha.
Ooo! OOo! I can guess. I can guess! Call on me!
Um, I think I posted directions earlier in this thread.
Now, I have something else for you to chew on.
That last fanfic made me hungry, so I've come up with a tasty recipe by channeling two infamous celebrities. As you all know, I'm entertained by the philosophies of both Carnage and Martha Stewart (while subscribing fully to neither), so this is an homage to them.
Take:
One pound fresh brains (preferably from an "innocent"😉
One jar high-quality hot fudge
Gently press brains into antique jello mold and chill for one hour in your $5000 dollar designor all-stainless-steel refridgerator.
Serve smothered in hot fudge.
Enjoy, kiddies. It's a good thing.
And if the big C were making a guest appearance on Martha's show, we all know whose brains he'd be using... hahaaa! Martha Stewart Dying.
Oh, wait- she's not "innocent," is she?
Someone alert my Doctor- I'm using comics again.
GG has posted the correct address for that C/V symfanfic. It's actually spider-centric (sadly) but has both the big syms as featured supporting cast.
Oh, poor Martha.
I like the Arachnid, too, Red, so that won't deter me.
Oh, and since you earlier mentioned authors, I just thought I'd mention that a couple of days ago I recieved an e-mail from one Mr. Daniel Way, the father and writer of the Tsunami Venom series. he wanted to thank me for my kind words about his book, and that made me realize that he'd been reading our stuff here.
Thankfully, at least one of one of us on this forum--namely ME, ever bothered to say something positive about his work--no, just kidding, there were a few others. kiekan and FeceMan, for example also were fans of the book.
Since this month will give us the last issue in this title, I will dedicate myself to Way and all the artists (too many to list now) who worked their asses of to bring us an under-hyped and under-celebrated story. It was a labor of love, and a title that required a little something from the reader--2 attributes that many do not possess--intellect and patience.
Thank you, Daniel Way...
hallelughya
oh and here is the starter to my story so be nice
the thunder rumbled and lightning flashed as a shadow moved through the lab the shadow suddenly turned the light on revealing it as doctor Kurt conners more widely known as the lizard and the creator of the monster known as carnage he walked past a cryogenic freezer and opened one of the doors pulling out a small test tube filled with a black substance he held it in his one hand and slowly made his way to a book case he shoulder shoved it away to the side revealing a secret entrance
he walked down the stairs and made his way along the corridor
he soon found what he was looking for two tanks one had two plastic circles on one of them had one each tank generated their own light and were filled with a liquid that was 90% air inside one was a pile of red flesh with tendrils everywhere it had a deformed head of sorts his name was carnage in the seperate tank was a 17 year old girl who had long blonde hair that streamed down her face and just touched her shoulders her name was gwen stacy
carnage carnage carnage repeated conners as if scolding a child you could have destroyed parker but no you kill everyone else he said in a not so happy tone and then you get thrown into a building by parker and beat near to death because you killed her luckily there was enough living tissue left for me to clone her and she has all of her memories although she will be disorientated enough for me to use her
you two shall be my ultimate creation to get revenge on peter parker for changing me back i was happy as the lizard i was....free
now for the final adjustment he opened one of the plastic circles on carnages tank and inserted the testtube he watched as the black substance made its way into the tank and attached itself to carnage who sudenly changed couler slightly and had black parts all over him, conner's closed the plastic lid and opened the second one and the one on gwen's tank he then put a metal tube into both plastic lids and pressed a button on a console carnage was slowly sucked from his tank into gwens conners watched in a sick fascination as carnage wrapped itself around the girls body covering her head to foot in himself in a matter of minutes it was complete
gwen's pov
uhh my head we wake what we ! yes i remember now we were fighting with peter my other told me to look out as he slammed us into a building we forgive him for that it was not his fault he did not know it was us but that s**t mary jane has stolen my peter.
we watch as our tank is opened and we jump down we are currently using our human form as not to scare doctor conners we notice a slight chill and remember we are not wearing any clothes my other changes into them for me as i shake my hair to get the wetness out
are you alright ask,s the doctor we turn to him and say fine he had a look of anger on his face perhaps we said that a little to harsh we walk up to him and say sorry we suddenly call him over to us a plan forming what is it ask,s the unsuspecting docter we shift into out other we look at our claws momentarily before shoving them through his chest we soon walk away intent on getting out peter back none may have him but she carnage
First, that story was fairly entertaining, thank you fever red, for posting the directions to it.
Sceond, badsymbiote, too true. It's interesting that you actually have been contacted by such a person. I have had many attempts, all of which ended with failure. Excellent images, by the way.
Thirdly, grey fox, would you like me to post revisions of your story? Punctuation, grammatical repairs, and proper layout, to name a few.
Finally, the status of the 'Fright Mode' of SciBiote is nearing rough sketch completion. I have located a new image host. I am working on everything as fast as I possibly can. Projected 3D model completion: imaginably 2+ months. SciBiote series completion: within 1 month. New website layout: unknown.