The Official Symbiote Thread

Started by freezedoom240 pages

Originally posted by F_doomed
Wats wrong with air farce how can u not love the Chicken Cannon

eh....

robo? anybodY?

I don't hate the Chicken Cannon!!!
It hits every news figure ever born that
ruins our day. Right, am I right?

you mean the fat chocobo cannon(actual final fantasy item)

also, which sig dont you like F_doomed? my red vs blue sig? where i make fun of bill gates? that one i got directly from red vs blue's disclaimer at the bottom of their page...and my matrix sig is from "the matrix still has you".

and stealin halo 2 ..well...lets just suppose I would...hypotheticly...kill each and every one of you here..for 5 minutes of beta testing of halo 2.

I think canadians are awsome...their like cute fuzzy teddy bears...who are chewy...and have a carmel filling...mmmm...carmel......

hm..do symbiotes taste like carmel...

possibly possibly due to my magic drink known as a mix of diet lemonade, lemon barely and orange lemon and pineapple i have gained infinite wisdom and make dumbledore look like a dunce

does anyone else notice that in grey foxes signature pic with the ninja in it...the ninja looks like he has a boner...aka morning wood..aka flashlight in pocket...

oh yeah well this is coming form a guy who has a a chicken for a avatar

F Doomed, try fan fiction dot com- but I'll caution you, there is some slash with Eddie Brock/Peter Parker there. It's the series called "rooftop spider" I think. Odd. It seems especially awkward and forced, that pairing, even for slash... But hey, different strokes for different folks, eh?
Well, you can steer clear of that, and you may find something to your liking. There's not a lot of sym fic there (there is some), or anywhere, but I'm sure you'll find lots of the other goodies on your list.
I'd like to see you post there, Fox. I think there are other people out there who would enjoy your Gwen story.

hey fever i do post on ff.net but my screename is darthjag

hi fever

ohh god just had a brainstorm what im about to write next is humorous and should only be used for the comic series venom : the hunger

"Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil symbiote from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
Once I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!

Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.

BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

(venom is talkign to one of the sewer peopel he protects )

DUDE you SO ripped that from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!!! *hisssssssssssss*

Originally posted by grey fox
ohh god just had a brainstorm what im about to write next is humorous and should only be used for the comic series venom : the hunger

"Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil symbiote from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
Once I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!

Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.

BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

(venom is talkign to one of the sewer peopel he protects )

A bit long, no? 💃

Brains for dinner
Brains for Lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have some GUTS!?

Heh. I liked that...
Darthjag- I'll go check it out sometime this week. I'm swamped at the moment.
Hi, Deadly. Dang- that name is fun to say.

Originally posted by Bluwe
DUDE you SO ripped that from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy!!! *hisssssssssssss*

You're right. I remember that song.
What a episode!!!

Originally posted by freezedoom
You're right. I remember that song.
What a episode!!!

What the hell? This is one WIERD coincidence, I actually watched that episode today.

Mandy owns.

Lol. This is soooooo off topic. We got from venom eating brains to little girls bent on world domination while being transformed into a big pink alien thingy.

brains..rip-off

grey fox, look me up, my screen name on ff.net is..*wait for it...

ROBO-CHOCOBO

i need inspiration..plz read my red vs blue fic..you dont need to know jack squat about halo to understand it.

ok so i ripped it off but it's a damn good song it's the best one second to grims sequence in dream a little dream with the cloning mandys

OOooh i hated that dream a little dream episode. It reminded me of some nightmares when i saw it and i got really freaked out. But yeah, i really like the brains song too.
Oh yeah, wOOt red vs blue!!!! Go Caboose!