Sauron's Babble Thread

Is Legolas really a blonde? 😱 😛

In the minds of many warped psychotic fangirls..yes

But not in tolkiens mind, he stated in FOTR that legolas had dark hair

Thank you! 😱

Your welcome 😄
See, im helpful when i want

DS.....what is the sexual orientation of Barbara Streisand? 😱

She made me promise not to tell, sorry 🙁

Fine.....what about the sexual orientation of Gollum?

Hmm, He gets carried away alot....bit wriggly....

Or so i have erm...ben told 😮

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Dirty ole' Gollum sex. 😘

Too far

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lol

is Galadriel loyal?

No, shes a married woman, and she was TOTALLY trying to hit on frodo with the whole look into my mirror scene

alrighty then, thought the same 😉

Do you think Gimli is straight?

Well we dont know do we, he does check out legolas, so that would mean he was slightly homosexual....

But we dont know if he is a guy, after all, he did say dwarf women look like dwarf men...maybe whats beind the beard......will reveal all

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What did Aragorn do on all those treks into the Wild? 😖hifty:

Melkore, your just being perverted 😉