jackie chan.
Achilles sucks. he should have died two hours before the movie ended, then the movies would have ended two hours earlier and i wouldn't have wasted two more hour watching brad pitt strut around naked.
god, why didn't somebody poison him????????
why didn't they shoot him when he killed hector?
why didn't he died of cholera or dangus fever or something????????????
why why???????????????
^ eh...they didnt poisin him cuz they needed him to fight and the trojans didnt get near nuff to kill him....they didnt shoot him cuz thats not how things worked back in the day.....and...uh....er...i dont know bout the last one. but im certainly NOT complaining about seeing him walk around naked on screen