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Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
Both options completely suck, so obviously my real response would be neither, but for the sake of this thread, i'll just tell it how it is...
I'd say the hot chick, because I wouldn't have a relationship with a girl precisely because of the fact that she's 300lbs. You can be the sweetest, kindest, and most caring person in the world....but if you aren't sexually attractive to me, then you aren't getting anywhere.
Atleast with a hot chick, you can gag her mouth or something...that way you don't have to deal with her talking. I haven't found a way to make a fat girl cute yet....