oh fish sticks

c'mon dance with me DAMNIT!

ok *dances with Vampy on the table* 😊

i would dance, but i think you two will try to stab me or something or hit me with a vodka bottle 😐

yaaaay! *kicks off bottles and breaks glass* LET'S GET PISSED!

o shit...

😆 grrr

i can never get jeans that fit...the legs are always too short if theyre on my hips, doesnt bother me tho cos i wear my jeans round my ass...😛

💃

MACHO MACH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN I GOTTA BE A MACHO MAN!

*jumps on Hockey*

Ahhhhh!

boxed

😆

RIIIDE!!! RIDE MY PONY!!!!!

YEEHAW

yaaaaaaaaay pony ride!!!

😆

where's my pony? cry

i dont know 🙁

bastards!!!

*breaks vodka*

*kidnaps PRK*

*drives off*

cry

weep

*evil laugh* 😈