best dang birth control out there

OMG!!!! my sister moved to college this weekend and while she was doin that i babysat her 2 year old son. and let me tell you: this is the best damn birth control ever!!!! i will never ever have children he's driving me nuckin futs 😛 🙄

😆 i know hwat u mean! i tried babysitting for a while. all teh kids ever wanted to do was eat and watch yu gi oh. i even had to taek em to see yu gi oh the movie

i love kids... but they become evil when they turn 5... a bunch of f*cking damiens running around. so what do adults do? they send them to school. a sh!t storm of damiens!!!

I love kids too. I have a daughter that i adopted named Mika. She's only 5 months, i can't wait for the terrible two!

i live with my younger bro and sis and its ****ing hell

gotta be better than a hooker with a penis...

i wish i was a hooker