Star Wars - the terrible secret finaly revealed...

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Star Wars - the terrible secret finaly revealed...

Why didn't Obi-Wan tell Luke he had a sister? To protect her from Vader? Hogwash… The real reason is at the root of why Yoda looks the way he does and we haven't been told that he's from a race of similar creatures.

The Jedi expected some bad craziness was going to come down with the emperor and Vader - so they resorted to an ancient Jedi technique to breed a Jedi master super-soldier to defeat them. They kept Luke and Leia unaware of each other and then - much later when they were grown to breeding age Yoda contrived to have R2D2 - a walking incubator - lead Leia to Luke. They had hoped that the two would (overcome with the impact of the force swirling in their blood) fall in "love" and breed to produce a powerful inbred banjo-playing super-jedi-baby.

This is something the Jedi have done for centuries - inbreeding amongst powerful Jedi families to keep the force "pure" - it's why Yoda - despite being HUMAN looks like a scrotum!

They hadn't reckoned with Han showing up and Leia getting all conflicted… you know the rest.

Remember - you heard it here first.

My god, it all makes sense now.

That is the single greatest Star Wars theory of all time!!

Now you know why they had to be stopped.......

ha ha ha this is brilliant. Zero you are a true genius.

Killercool, your idea will be forwarded

Sibcest. 😘
Lol, I thought this was going to be something really bad.....😖hifty:

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Zero srtikes again 😖

And here I thought Lucas was just a pervert...

Re: Star Wars - the terrible secret finaly revealed...

Originally posted by Mr Zero

it's why Yoda - despite being HUMAN looks like a scrotum!

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..........hmmmmm meditate on this I will......wait!....that's kinda hot! (jk) 😮‍💨

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!