Eminem [merged]

*shoves pool stick up M and M's ass*

aight ill find your punk ass

Ill be up there round september 13th. Where do I go when i come off of route 5?

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
I am eminem. You dumb mutha fugga's i will kick all yo scrawny ass's.
My boy JP told me yall was talkin ****in shit bout me. So i jumped on his screen name and what's all gonna say now you lil cock eyed bitche's.

Why the **** you dissin my man 50 cent. You guys aint no a godamn thing bout Jay-Z so keep your wiggar/nigga wannabee mouths shut.

Yo this message only guys out to the dumb ****s that talked shit bout me.

Give me some reason's and your house adress and we can meet up sometime and settle this like men.

I'm going to take this opportunity to pretend this guy really is Eminem, and rip him a new one.

First off, congrats, you've managed to capture the overwhelming retardation eminem emits whenever he talks/walks/sleeps/stares/sits/etc. Never before have I heard such an accurate portrayal of a moron. Using the classic "no" instead of "know", really saving yourself some time by cutting out two letters. You can now use that time to look MORE like Vannilla Ice.

I swear when you aren't sitting there with your eyes looking like saucers, you're getting intimidated by puppets and actual witty people like Triumph: The insult comic dog. What a boorish and pathetic display of cowardice, retreating from a puppet behind your possie of dumbasses who slur their words worse then a whore during felatio.

Also, why the hell do you have such an annoying voice? Seriously, no punch line there, it's just ****ing annoying. It sounds like you're trying to do your best impression of Urkel, but it comes off as if you have downsyndrome.

I am eminem. You dumb mutha fugga's i will kick all yo scrawny ass's.

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
aight ill find your punk ass

Ill be up there round september 13th. Where do I go when i come off of route 5?

Hell... 😐

comeone ***** answer me

eminem definately does not suck. he is pretty talented. but i HATE the FUNNY eminem... i mean WHY EMINEM WHY. the serious songs: sing for the moment and lose yourself ARE SO GOOOOD. cant eminem make all of these songs like these...

Originally posted by Stealth Agent
comeone ***** answer me

😐 what was the question? cuz i dont know freeways that well 😐

but just take the 5 and get to Burbank 😐 tell me when to meet you in front of Burbank High School 😐

he thinks he is eminem someone call the hospiital. hockey you work at hospital dont you? help were losin him. ah shit hes fully crazy now we tried.

yea i work at the hospital but i stay away from the mental section (3rd floor)

❌ scary place man

When you're done getting beaten up by Hockey, you can come get me. I'll be in front of South Eugene High School. 😐

😐 yea and after Darth Revan is done beating the crap out of u, come back to Burbank and meet my 4 year old cousins son, he wants to fight you too 😐

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la crescent high just pm to find out were it is. ill fly you out to my town but if you lose(which you would) you have to pay me back the cost of the flight plus 1000 bucks ok

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Originally posted by bardock
la crescent high just pm to find out were it is. ill fly you out to my town but if you lose(which you would) you have to pay me back the cost of the flight plus 1000 bucks ok

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You can meet me at Sacramento City College and if you come on Saturday, you'll get a free tennis racket up your ass.

we have video of his last fight against 7 year old box

Hey Marshall, the kids next door who think they have cousins when they don't just told me they want to beat you into the ground with a plastic baseball bat 😐