10 questions

Hmmmm...

Originally posted by queeq
Immense sig.... Can't you make that a tad smaller?

is it really that immense? i'm trying to get a message across...

I think the message is that the sig's too big. Make it smaller please.

Originally posted by manchichirtchit
okay, never read any other posts before i typed this so here i go...
1. just one... the same birthady he has every year...
2. i would have three because [b]I took 3...
3. none... 3 have fallen and the rest flew off...
4. the lighter...
5. why would you keep looking if you already found it...
6. i would be the second runner...
7. no idea... "do you mind?"... maybe?
8. his mother...
9. dunno...
10. i don't think a man can marry his own self anywhere... legally... [/B]

Nice - you're a little off on #10 & 7 is up for grabs - but otherwise I think prefect (given the flaws in the original ~3)

Originally posted by queeq
I think the message is that the sig's too big. Make it smaller please.

done... why do you have to be so nice? 🐰

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Nice - you're a little off on #10 & 7 is up for grabs - but otherwise I think prefect (given the flaws in the original ~3)

i forgot to mention that it is impossible to marry when you're dead. my bad.

k, so i see that none of u got the 7th question rite. The question is "Can you hear me?", so how can u say 'no' to that?

Originally posted by wuteva
k, so i see that none of u got the 7th question rite. The question is "Can you hear me?", so how can u say 'no' to that?

by being deaf and lipreading.

Dude, you even if u can lipread, u still CANNOT hear the question. duh

Originally posted by wuteva
Dude, you even if u can lipread, u still CANNOT hear the question. duh

Yes - you cannot hear the question - so your answer is "No"

Thinks first, type second. Duh yourself.

rite...

Originally posted by Clovie
that was very suporrtive yearsie. 😛

and really you want sth hard here ya go

try to answers these questions:

1 ile to jest dwa dodac dwa?
2 jak sie nzywa kobieta, ktora cie urodzila?
3 jesli sie urodziles dziesiec lat temu to ile masz lat

etc.
do you all see my point?

translation:

Spoiler:
1. how much is 2+2
2. how do you call lady who gave birth to you
3. how old are you if you were born 10 years aog

I could have answered those easily 😛

Originally posted by wuteva
This is a test to see just how clever you are. Try to figure them out.

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

1. Who cares, the guys almost dead.
2. Again, who cares. You don't need more than one apple, you greedy douche.
3. Wouldn't that be animal cruelty, tying birds to strings and shooting them? I have to try it.
4. Install a ****ing light switch you lazy *******.
5. Because, you're a moron, stop losing things.
6. Not in first, therefore, you're a loser.
7. What's you're IQ? How stupid are you?
8. Someone who kidnapped the boy, quick, call social services, a doctors going to play with the boys fishing pole.
9. I've got a bird for ya, right here.
10. Probably, everythings legal in Mexico.

k, guys. in case ur wondering, i got these from a site with jokes and sh**.
Backfire, nice answers 😉

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

1. only one the day he was born.
2. 3
3.6 live 3 dead... so 9
4. does it matter.... candle pump cigs.
5.because you don't have to look anymore after you found it
6. 2nd
7. can you say no? 😛
8. 😕
9. 😕 a dead one? 😛
10. of course you can marry any dead mans wife 😛

lol. i guess that's a right answer. But the real one was a rooster(male chicken) .

lol. At question 8, i guess that's a right answer. But the real one was a rooster(male chicken) .

Originally posted by wuteva
This is a test to see just how clever you are. Try to figure them out.

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

I DID warn you that I have an IQ of 148 earlier....

1). Very few left if he is 68.
2). 3 of course.
3). Still 9 as they are still on the string.
4). None of them..I would light the lighter first.
5). Because The stuff was not in any of the other places.
6). In front of the second runner.
7). How do you say the word "yes ?".
8). The boy's mother.
9). Any of the male varieties of domestic birds.
10). Nope...cause he is deid.

Originally posted by wuteva
This is a test to see just how clever you are. Try to figure them out.

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have? 67
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have? 3
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string? none they fly away at the sound of the gunshot
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes? none unless you want to blow up from the gas lamp 😖
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look? because if you hadnt you;d still be looking
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor? father in law?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

I dont know the ones I didnt answer

Originally posted by wuteva
This is a test to see just how clever you are. Try to figure them out.

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

btw i havnt read anyone elses posts no2
1. i think 67?
2. you would have 3 apples.
3. uh, 9? depends wether the others fall off or not? no i change my mind (altho probly wrong) and make there 6 birds.
4. cant i lite the lighter first?
5. because its the last place you look ... your not gonna keep lookind after youve found what your looking for 🙄
6. second? or second last? i dunno 😬
7. uuuum.....well if the answer was to make sence, it'd be "how are you today?"
8. oh ive heard this before.....uuuum.....is the answer the boys father? 😕 i cant remember 😮
9. i dont know what domestic means 😮
10. yes? i dont know!? wait hold on.....isnt a widow someone who's had a dead husban or something? so no.