Anything you wanna say thats NOT a lie about yourself

My uncle brought fish over yesterday and I tried to help my mom clean them,so my hands smelt like fish for an hourpuke

😂...

<is addicted to drawing✅

< is also addicted to drawing...has sore back...has to have physio therapy!

I'm eating lunch and typing this at the same time 😬

I have ten fingers! 😱

Originally posted by Delicious1
I have ten fingers! 😱

I seriously doubt this - much more likely you have 8 fingers and two opposable thumbs.

smartass

Originally posted by wuteva
smartass

Being uncouth and rude by calling people names like that can get you banned y'know.

In this instance you are correct on both counts - i am a smartass and my ass is very smart. Never the less, play nice before i am forced to make you my ho.

I am a horny, Phyopathic midget that likes mettalica

Originally posted by §nakehead
I am a horny, Phyopathic midget that likes mettalica

Likes them - But not enough that you can spell there name?

I had Pop Tarts today

i'm hungry

Spoiler:
i have big trainers

I work at a pet store

I watched Labyrinth today

I'm eating chocolate fudge cookies... they are yummy

I bet they are

Wishes I could roleplay today *sniffs*

why can't you?

i like shiny things