Best Joke Around!

Right.....

There were two sausages sizzling in a pan....

one goes to the other.....'God its getting hot in here'

the other goes...

'OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!'

oh and a crappy one....Have you got a hole in your sock
(if they say no) Then how do you get into it....
if they say yes ur screwed lol...

neways...post others if u want to 😛

^^ get out....

I heard that one...but with muffins in an oven 🙁

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman goes, 'why the long face?'

Thank you and goodnight kisss

Ba BUm Bum Chish!!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar

ouch

😆This is hopeless...no2

Originally posted by §pearhead
I heard that one...but with muffins in an oven 🙁

The muffin joke! My friend Kimi loves the muffin joke 😂

I'm ashamed to admit me too 😮

Has anyone heard the homophobic quicksand joke? 😱

😆 no2 Ae we missing anything?

Originally posted by §pearhead
I'm ashamed to admit me too 😮

The muffin joke's awesome. It's especially funny if someone tells it at 5 am after you've been up all night...😂

😱 what kind of ghost haunts a Chemistry lab?

It's funnier when the muffins swear droolio

Stub your toe? better call a toe truck