Two stories in one thread-thread

Nascar lol 😆

i've gotten at least 3 tickets for not wearin my seatbelt...i love it when the cop comes up to your window and asks "do you know why i pulled you over?".....if i knew why you pulled me over you wouldnt have pulled me over now would ya u dumbshit

Originally posted by Tex
Oh Deniro!

I just love all of these rebellious wild boy stories of yours! 😮‍💨

That cop was SO wrong for writing you a ticket!
I can just imagine how uncomfortable it must be to have that tight belt strap wrapped over your chest and waist! drool

And the guy who didn't want to help you carry stuff!
Outrageous!
He just stood around and watched you get all sweaty?!? droolio

Lucky bastard! 😠

oo texxy you should have seen meyesterday i had a yellow tank top on with these black pants and my backwards Xsport fitness hat on and yellow sunglass all pumped up from lifting. i look mighty sexy then. but still not half as sexy as tex is at all times. 😄

Flattery will get you everywhere! 🤺

Originally posted by Tex
Flattery will get you [b]everywhere! 🤺 [/B]

hahaha tex you kill me 💃 😆 🤺