Aww come on PRK... what're you complaining about? You have a perfectly good list of suggestions:
Blame it on the cat
Say the belt you're not wearing was reflecting sunlight onto the carpet
Blame it on HockeyHorror
Say a hoarde of demons were battling in your house
Say Satan and his pal Darth Revan were having a tea party
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Originally posted by HockeyHorror
or just combine them all and saymy cat called hockeyhorror to come over and hockeyhorror invited DR who invited Satan who invited a horde of demons for a tea party while you were wearing a belt 😐
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Oh! I have an idea! Call the Jesus and Pals hotline and ask him what to do!