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10 WAYS 2 B THE SHOPPER FROM HELL:
1. As the cashier runs ur purchase over the scanner, look astounded and say, "That is just magic!"
2. Take shopping trollies fro the express purpose of filling them and standing them at strange locations.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off every 10 minuetes
4. Challange other customers to wrap up a table on display with wraping paper.
5. When someone steps away from their trolly to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
6. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people leave me alone?"
7. Settle down i frount of the biggest of big TV's on display to watch an entire 5 day test cricket match.
8. Relax on some furniture on display untill you get kicked out.
9. During a PA announcement, assume the foetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
10. Drag a lounge chair in display over to the magazines and relax.
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hysterical2 ^^all of that is out of a booklet thing we got from skool!!!!!! LOL