Poor Woman ...

so you mean you want to date her 😛

Originally posted by yerssot
So you mean you want to date her 😛

WHAT, exactly, in my last post suggested this?! She's not exactly Angelina Jolie ...

your compassion for her, I can see it in your eyes 😉

Since when can you see my eyes 😛 ?

Dontcha mean: "I can read that from your posts"?

those big blue things? a mile away 😉

oh no, you wuv her don't you?

Originally posted by yerssot
Those big blue things? A mile away 😉

Oh no, you wuv her don't you?

My point exactly. My eyes aren't blue at all 😛 . However, my kudos to you, sir, for making such a risky stab in the dark regarding my eye colour; a shame your gamble didn't actually pay off 😛 .

I don't mean to sound vain, but ... look again at the woman's photo on page 2 of this thread. I don't love her! In any case, I could never love a woman so oblivious to what's going on around her 😛 .

Just look at her ... so utterly oblivous ... lost in her own little world. Our love could never work; I could never get her to be interested in me for long enough without her being distracted by a butterfly or something every few seconds 😛 .

ah come on Ahnold, who wouldn't wanna date you? you have power, you have muscles AND you talk with an accent 😉

Originally posted by yerssot
Ah come on Ahnold, who wouldn't wanna date you? You have power, you have muscles AND you talk with an accent 😉

This may come as a shock to you but ... I'm not actually Arnold Schwarzenegger shock 😛 . The real Ahnold is just some 18 year old guy from England who might have a LITTLE bit more difficulty with duh ladies ...

Though that STILL doesn't mean I wanna date ms. oblivious to bombs 😛 ...

see ahnold, it's this lack of belief in yourself that resulted in you ending up in sucky movies in the first place! 😛

BUMP 😛 !

Originally posted by yerssot
See Ahnold, it's this lack of belief in yourself that resulted in you ending up in sucky movies in the first place 😛 !

😠 How DARE you criticise my legendary acting abilities?! I am undeniably one of the greatest living thespians of our age!!! Dime do duhrminate spam_laser 😛 !!!

"Sucky movies" ... honestly. Clearly you haven't seen enough of my movies! What about the 3 "Terminator" films? And "Predator"? And "Total Recall"? And, ummm, "Collateral Damage"? And ... errrm ... "The Running Man"? And ... {sweating profusely} ... uhhh ... "Jingle All The Way" ... ?

Okay fine - so they haven't ALL been classics. But I had to do some for the kids ...

{Quickly and quietly} And a lot just for the money 😛 ...

I saw the first two Terminators, and didn't thought of them that highly, liked Predator for what it was and Total Recall and such were just the same ol': action without thinking -> after a while that becomes boring

by matter of chance, Jingle All the Way was on the tv today *sighs*

Originally posted by Ahnold
Hi all,

I've noticed something shocking / funny from TWINE. Check out the bit when Bond looks at the rigged briefcase The Bull has left behind in Zuchovsky's hideout, right before he shouts "BOMB!!!" and runs out; there's some poor woman sitting behind the desk, minding her own business, who was most certainly incinerated in the blast ... 😱

Hah hah! Stupid byatch.