Monkey King

WHo have heard of the mighty Monkey King?

yeah

sure

why not

I have!!!

He's King Louie isn't he? From the Jungle Book!

w00t!

I AM THE MONKEY KING! BOW TO ME! 💃
OR NO DANCING BANANAS FOR YOU!!

💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃 💃

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly!!!

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat! 💃

😐

Look at this, look at that. Peanut butter has a baseball bat. Duck ya head, watch yourself. Silver Stardust is an elf!

😂 Okay, now I'm an elf 😑 Along with a princess, bunny, and Dark Jedi 😄

Dark Jedi?

You killed my father!!!

No I didn't...he was clearly still alive when I left!

But Obi-Wan said you killed him!

Old Ben is a lying son of a *****, and I'm gonna go Ghostbusters on his spirit ass.

Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

😐

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

No, I'm gonna call my Uncle Chuck. He has an ectoplasmic laser ray.

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
But Obi-Wan said you killed him!

Old Ben is a lying son of a *****, and I'm gonna go Ghostbusters on his spirit ass.

I'm not old! Really... and in fact, I am your father 😱

Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
No, I'm gonna call my Uncle Chuck. He has an ectoplasmic laser ray.

What, baseball bats aren't good enough anymore?

Originally posted by Maverick2364
I'm not old! Really... and in fact, I am your father 😱

Daddy!!! Wanna go fishing?

It'll be oh so fun.

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
What, baseball bats aren't good enough anymore?

How about you suck them up with a vacuum, put them in an ice cube tray, and stick them in the freezer?

(I'm trying to remember where I heard that from...)

Ooh, Spirit-Pops! We should sell that, the guys in marketing would have a field day!