If you're drunk...

If you're drunk, tell us your story here so we can laugh at your errors and when you make no sense. It'll be rather entertaining, agreed?

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Sorry pal....Now I am going to sound like an adult...( spit ! ).

There is NOTHING funny in getting drunk !

When you are drunk and other soberish people look at you and your stupid actions they all laugh at you.

Have a drink - by all means - ( if you are legal of course ), but if you get drunk for the sake of it the drink will be using you, you are not using the drink !

Boring....? Yes !

Sensible...? OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSS !

whats the point of drinking if it aint to get drunk?😄

I am not as think as you drunk I am. 😛
cheers

😆🤣😆

Well...It''s like this:

I live in Sconnie Botland...wooops...Bonnie Scotland...ahem !

And Scotland has a rep' of being a country full of drunks.

It isn't of course but if you see a bunch of drunks staggering down the road and upchucking all over the place and drooling over their disgusted women you soon see that to be drunk and to act drunk is something less than attractive.

The best of drink is to have a drink, feel the effects, let your hair down and have a ball...but DON'T get drunk as a drunk man is no good nowhere to nobody ! ( please excuse the treble negative ! ). 🤨

the trick is to even when drunk behave and act civil

Yes Finti...that's quite a trick to carry off !

The trouble is that when you are REALLY drunk you THINK you are doing that when in fact you are just being a pest !

CHEERS !

well Im a tolerable and adoreable guy so 😄😄😄 😱 😎

Yeah...but are you DRUNK ?

Originally posted by Papaumau
Yes Finti...that's quite a trick to carry off !

The trouble is that when you are REALLY drunk you THINK you are doing that when in fact you are just being a pest !

[b]CHEERS ! [/B]

Well, the point of this thread has clearly been missed, so why not change the subject title to "If you get drunk come in this thread so I can slap you on the hand."

Yeah...but are you DRUNK

Hi,

I'm Link, and I'm an alcoholic. A good time can always be had when you're drunk. Who cares what other people think about you, and if you take yourself so seriously that you can't laugh at your own self....then you really shouldn't be drinking in the first place.

There's no point in drinking not to get drunk. If you're going to do something, you better not do it half ass. Drink to get drunk, get drunk to have a good time, get drunk.....to forget about the nasty chick you hooked up with last night. 😄

Originally posted by yerssot
look at the size of that tv 😱 😉

its HUGE! 😱

Being drunk may be fun at the time, but it impares your ability to actually think or even remotely make good decisions.

Drunk driving is one of the leading causes of death in the United States from people who get drunk with their cronies to havea good time, and wind up not thinking and going for a joyride. It's not funny at all.

❌ some guy in my neighborhood died cause he was drunk and he ran into a tree

thats why we say the trick is to be drunk and stay civil

Originally posted by finti
thats why we say the trick is to be drunk and stay civil

If that was possible...

it is, just takes some practise

Originally posted by Maverick2364
Being drunk may be fun at the time, but it impares your ability to actually think or even remotely make good decisions.

Drunk driving is one of the leading causes of death in the United States from people who get drunk with their cronies to havea good time, and wind up not thinking and going for a joyride. It's not funny at all.

when you drink...or get drunk.....you aren't supposed to be in a position where you make good decisions.

When I go get drunk I've got 3 things on my mind...

1.) can i walk home from here?
2.) can she give me a ride back to my place? ...or hers?
3.) where's the nearest Mexican food restaurant

That's about as complicated as life should be when it comes to drinking. You shouldn't be thinking of your senior thesis on Particle Fission while shit faced