Now u may not find this post amusing....but i do.
Now im a huge sw fan have been since i saw the movie back in 1977 when i zzzzzzzzz.
Where was i...oh yeah whats wrong with a bit of humour...yeah sure im as much interested in where Palpy buys the material for his robes and who he gets to measure him up for em but i dont know maybe this forum is TOO SERIOUS at times...debating about the tiniest of details that uncle George probably aint even thought about nor intends to include in Ep3 and if he did it be such a minor throwaway scene it wouldnt be worth the build up.
Now ill probably be as popular as a babylon five fan after this but as a noob i see some people here are a bit JP..er i mean UP... themselves.
Maybe i should just use this site for the odd "HOLY SHIT ITS A PIC OF EP3 VADER! "type moments...which i HAVE had and i thank u for em.
Finally I have Sebastian Shaws deleted eyebrows from ROTJ for sale at £50 the pair(may split)
maybe i missed something here, but where has the original thread of this title gone?.....this joke would have been (half) funny appearing in amongst that thread, but it seems to have erased the entire thread, and replaced it with.....well....crap.....
apologies if i misunderstood the situation, but surely this is one step worse than a pointless post on an exsisting thread?....
Well my posting was a pointer as to how some senior members belittle NOOBIES just because they dont remember or havnt read every freaking post ,how some senior members get all angry by misleadingly titled posts AND how some senior members get annoyed about newbies posting questions about the prequels already discussed,answered and closed in 1976 by senior members.
I come here to check for pics basically and sniff out the odd GOOD rumour( i think some of us know by now after 8 years of diff forums how to suss the good from the....sh*t)not to debate scenes and situatons which most of us know in the back of our minds will not make the final cut nor are floating round Lucas fat but very well groomed head .
I remember rumours of old....of thousands of Jedi battling onscreen against an army of Mandalorians,of Aurra Sing,Boba Fett and a group of bounty hunters hunting down the jedi and of an irritating floppy eared salmon coloured alien that would pratfall through a climactic battle sequence...WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM THEN??!!
Remember when we heard about the tusken slaughter camp scene...Anakin wipes out a whole tusken village set to the Vader theme...and after all the rumours what do we get? Two beheadings and a seriously f***ed off expression(which was still very cool) and later a description of said slaughter(my fave scene in ep2) which was very cool too but in no way as cool as what i was expecting...i wanted Tusken heads flying all over the place and i guess most of you did too (and still fans think we will see the jedi noobies..er YOUNGLINGS be offed on screen in ep3)
The way some of you rushed upon seeing a post with the words Episode 3 trailer THEN get angry because its just some noobie who hasnt fully understood the Jedi Code..i mean forum rules regarding postings is kind of annoying...anyone with a bit of suss knows that trailer aint due for at least two months and they will be working on it a week before its release so not much chance of any leaks this soon...remember what happened to Anakin when he rushed into things without thinking first..yip he got his fingers burned.
Now i dont care if ive rubbed up some senior members of this forum the wrong way....i was once like some of you spending my working day wondering if Luke,Leia,Han and Chewie got rat-arsed on the night of the toppling of the empire,if Luke got guilt trips over fantasizing and whacking off over Leia on those cold lonely nites on hoth when he found out she was his sister and did Threepios Jabba duties include wiping his ass?
I think its time for the noobies to strike back....we are as much fans as you.(i have my mint Yakface figure-woolworths 3 figures for a £1.00 Summer 1984... THE FOOLS!!!!- my copy of The duel of the fates unreleased cd AND A TUBE OF JAR JAR LIPGLOSS!!! amongst other things)
AT LAST WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!!!!
Whats this thread got to do with Ep3???
There i said it for ya already!
"Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like the Fu**ing SAS!!!" - TIM BISLEY(Simon Pegg - SPACED)
Ok i had my rant ,
back to skimming for pics and non silly spoilers
So this is the skinny before i leave??? right???
Opening crawl
Space battle....bye Plo koon...anakin vs dooku..bye dookoo..obi vs gen grevious...anakin and obi rescue Palpy...ani palpys bodyguard...obi off on mission...anakin seduced...windu cops it from sideous whilst ani looks on or does the deed himself..bye Mace...separatists wiped out by ani.. bye Nute and your crappy cgi pals...obi vs grevious...bye grevious..Lets take a trip to the theatre....ani and padme argue...token Jar jar scene..
..clones turn on jedi..bye ki Adi Mundi and your underused fellow jedi...jedi temple destroyed...bye younglings and that Duck faced Jedi ...yoda takes a holiday to kashyyk....wookies...Yoda Farts?...padme wounded by ani...the battle....FRYING TONITE!!...bye good lookin Anakin...obi and padme rescued by yoda and bail...taintaive flight...padme gives birth...bye Padme....yoda in escape pod lands on dagobah....obi does tatooine wiv luke...bail makes off with leia...
droids memory erased
-C3p0-"NOW SAY AFTER ME R2 THERE IS NO JAR JAR"
-R2d2-"whos Jar Jar???"
-C3p0-"who are u?"
-r2d2-"dunno...who are you???"
-C3p0-"i dont know but i think i may be homosexual"
-r2d2-"...ok nice meeting you! BYE!"
...birth of vader
VADER-can u smell burning or is it me?
Sideous-its you...by the way you lost your good looks your hair,legs arms and your going to have to wear this rather heavy but fashionable breathing suit and that hot chick who looked like that girl that was in LEON (or THE PROFFESSIONAL for our american freinds) who u got married to ...shes DEAD!
VADER"...now im really pissed off"
Sideous- "look on the dark side my friend that breathing suit was originally in pink!"
...the birth of the empire...vader looking into space...obi delivers luke to the lars ..the end..???? BYE !!!
am i right??
Found this pic of one of the wookies from EP3 for all u lucky people.
Im off now on a SPECIAL HOLIDAY !
This heat ..im sure ITCHY!
Originally posted by cylob49
Well my posting was a pointer as to how some senior members belittle NOOBIES just because they dont remember or havnt read every freaking post
you dont have to read "every freaking post ", you just have to use the search option.
no one belittles anyone here, its just that some people (like you) need to stop using this forum to prove their point, unless that point is episode3 related.
and no, no matter how many noobs rise up and whine about it, noone here will be content with all the useless misleading threads posted. it wont happen. so you could play the "hero of the newbies" role, or you can settle down and discuss SW like the rest of us.
im sure if you do so you will find yourself very welcome here.
so...why dont you give it a try?
edit> if you want to see what real belittling is, go to TF.Net's forum for a while.
after that, i highly doubt you will see any fault with KMC