Yoda will FART!

QUOTE FROM THEFORCE.NET

Okay. Here's how the scene was described to me. The setting... Tattooine (sic). Yoda and Chewbacca are together when the Clonetroopers are ordered to kill the Jedi. What does Yoda do? He grabs some mud, smears it on his face, jumps on Chewbacca's back, acts all stupid like his first appearance in Empire Strikes Back, and pretends to be Chewie's pet.

To further the deception, he farts. Yes, you read that right: Yoda farts.

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couldn't he keep it down with the force? 😱

God, I hope that happens. 🙄

shock

Yoda smears what on his face?>? Whos poop, What is going on? Where am I? NO no NOOOOOOOOO

And you guys wonder I get so incredibly pissed at these kinds of posts

well if it happens, then i will definately look lowly towards the jedi master

If THAT happens Im done......that is just TOO stupid to be happening.

man, can you just imagine the smell of a fart, coming from a 900 or so year, year being, not to mention his species. it just seems to me like his species have bad BO, so add that to the fart.

BTW, why is yoda acting so retarded in the old eps. was he high or something.

oh boy 😂

yoda's fart will probably have a green tint to it.

..................POOR CHEWBACCA!

GG I have an answer to your question, but I am reluctant to give it in this thread- maybe I should begin a new one..

i've heard yoda acts like his "old" self in this scene....but the new rumour sounds just like what i've come to expect from "thefart.net"....

hah.

YODA WIL FART!?!?!?

well its about time!

was he holding it in for 900 years?

JP, Idon't think these idiots can tell a true spoiler from a pile of bantha poodoo.

next, YODA"S GOT SARS!

its bulls*** anyway. TFN even says its most likely untrue