killer cell phone

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Originally posted by Meki_Nade
...its says 'he is survived by wife ... and a son ..' but then sed he wer cremated after a post mortem...

that means he left a wife and son behind. and post mortem literally means after death, i'm sure you know that, but it also denotes that he had an autopsy.

Originally posted by Meki_Nade
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*tries to keep a straight face* I think we should have more respect for the dead. 😐

*cracks up*😱

yea in other words, slice and dice his rib cage, intestines and head, poke around a bit n decide he died of an electricution, patch him up, slap a bit of make up to stop him lookin dead, lay him in a pretty coffin, watch it roll along some funky machine into an incinerator, 5 minutes later out comes little box of waht used to be man.

its weird, cos if i ever get a call (not often) i always pull out the charge lead if its in, no reason really but just cos it can move easier

actually, not all the bones get incenerated. the funny bone and the thigh bone are usually left behind because their the biggest bones in your body.

Originally posted by Meki_Nade
its weird, cos if i ever get a call (not often) i always pull out the charge lead if its in, no reason really but just cos it can move easier

i thought that was just plain common sense... i can see other people do not.

not with those temperatures, not often anyway, gotta have damn good bones to last that, theyd stick him i na bigger box if they did... my nan wascremated when i was about 7 ish, her box was aboutthe size of a pint glass...

Originally posted by Meki_Nade
not with those temperatures, not often anyway, gotta have damn good bones to last that, theyd stick him i na bigger box if they did... my nan wascremated when i was about 7 ish, her box was aboutthe size of a pint glass...

what i meant was there will be chunks left, not the whole bone.

yep, most definately

holy s**t!!! 😖

I am now talking on the phone while it's being charged!!!

He was being ripped off by his cell phone company, to be charged so much for using his phone....

Can I still use it in the bathtub?

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