Lets see:
I dont eat in front of my dog (cause he's a beggar, and stares at me like shock)
I dont change my clothes in front of my dog (he stares at me shock)
Talk on the phone in front of my dog (he stares at me shock like im schizophrenic)
I dont use the restroom in front of my dog (he stares shock)
He's a cute little dog, tho 😐