stupid revenge rumors

im starting this thread so you can share with the gang some of the MOST STUPID RUMORS that have come out about REVENGE OF THE SITH, it can be anything wether its a rumor saying that palpatine will catch a "force cold" explaining why his face is mest up, or if you heard that yoda will fart in the movie. its up to you,

the dumbest thing that ive heard was printed in a british magazine saying that during the fight between obi and ani that while fighting eachother, they will be surfing on lava using surf boards that they control with their feet. that is SO STUPID

OB1 and Anakin both lose their lightsabres during the duel and resort to using their own penises as weapons

somebody makes a thread about stupid rumors

Jar jar will continue his valorous military campaing as a "bombard general". In the first scene of the film, he departs with an artillery unit and is never seen again...

1. Palpatine and Sidious are not the same person, one is a clone. (Hmm, I wonder how one of them was stronger than the other, who killed who?...idiots)
2. Padme has a clone who is killed and that is why nobody looks for her in the original trilogy. (Yeah, I'm sure they saw the cloning facility at Kamino and said "screw the troops, lets clone a Senator!"😉
3. Palpatine attacks the Skywalker twins and is deformed that way, because they are protected somehow (someone must've read a Harry Potter story beforehand)
4. Anakin's lightsaber physically changes the color of it in mid-battle against Obi-Wan, starting off with a blue blade and then because of his hatred, turns to red (no need to explain, just laugh).
5. Jar Jar Binks survives.....wait a second..
6. Yoda uses "Force Vanish" to escape Sidious in his fight, and that is why he thinks Yoda is dead....(if "Force Vanish" existed, Jedi would never lose a fight)
7. Dooku will turn back to the light side.
8. Han and Lando will make cameos.
9. The Millennium Falcon will make a cameo.
10. Boba Fett will kill Mace Windu.

There's a few

Originally posted by moonwalker741
somebody makes a thread about stupid rumors

i dunno moon, i actually kinda like this.
it IS ep3 related after all, and we have all heard our share
of stupid rumors.

for me the one that tops them all is darth maul=grievous
even after GG's reptilian eyes are revealed to us, some gullible
folks still couldn't let it go.

oh and palps=clone, very very silly that is

2. Padme has a clone who is killed and that is why nobody looks for her in the original trilogy. (Yeah, I'm sure they saw the cloning facility at Kamino and said "screw the troops, lets clone a Senator!"😉

-sounds like a product of wishful thinking 😄
i would love to have my own padme clone

Who wouldn't love a Padme clone? Collect the whole set, get a Padme clone, a Leia clone, an Aayla Secura clone....fun times.

I saw the picture of Greivous and the skin around his eyes are green and Maul is Red and Black so that is false..Uh I never heard the Padme clone one.
***ASSMAN***

hmmm....actually the version of that rumour i heard was that it was one of her decoys, which kinda makes sense considering they spent so long labouring that point for no apparent reason in ep I....

the other ones are classics though....

i will add the obi/padme/anakin love triangle....

oh yeah, how can i forget : GG=qui gon
can you say "duh"?

I heard a clone one for about every character almost. I even heard:

There's a third Skywalker, and that's the one Yoda is referring to when he says "No, there is another.."

I'd kill Lucas if he did that, lol.

Originally posted by guiro72
i will add the obi/padme/anakin love triangle....

oh yes, a real gem which slipped my mind 😄

😆

that is f****d on so many levels....

Originally posted by NoFate007
I heard a clone one for about every character almost. I even heard:

There's a third Skywalker, and that's the one Yoda is referring to when he says "No, there is another.."

supposedly, when GL made ESB, he did not intend for leah to be luke's sister. the "other" was supposed to be another jedi who survived the purge

Sifo-Dyas = Qui-Gon
Sifo-Dyas = Anakin
Sifo-Dyas = Darth Bane

Originally posted by PVS
supposedly, when GL made ESB, he did not intend for leah to be luke's sister. the "other" was supposed to be another jedi who survived the purge

Although its false, I always thought it would have been cool if Yoda was referring to Anakin. Makes you wonder doesn't it?

"that is f****d on so many levels...."

reference to gg=qui gon theory....this thread is moving way too fast for me.....

actually the mace/boba one would've fit (glad it didn't happen though)

oh, i've got one: palpatine is anakins father.....

Here's another I just remembered:

Naboo turns into Dagobah/is blown up

no lucas didn't know leia was luke's brother when he made esb.....hamill was paranoid at the time that it was a way to be able to fire him easily before the third film....another rumour suggests george WAS actually worried hamill might try to increase his pay or refuse to take part.....also supposedly why he popped han in carbon.....

ok what about this one: lucas is going to digitally insert hayden into the end of rotj?.....