Things they would never say......

😆 ^ thats a good 1^

lol peeps

Lizz: God damn! this corset is so loose!

lol.....
barbossa/jack ' i dont wana go on the boat today it makes me feel sik

Barbossa to pintel: Do you think this rag of tattered, ripped clothing makes me look fat?

lol....

Liz: But..but why is the rum gone?

😆 these are funny

Yeah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 😆

-scene from island-
Jack: But why's the rum gone?

Elizabeth: 1 because it is a vile drink that turns....(blah blah rest of line)

Jack: Oh.Well if you put it that way...I don't think I'll ever drink the stuff again

Liz: 😑

😆 🤣 lol!

((barbossa to Jack)) : Do you think I should get highlights?

Jack: *repling to ^^* hmmm...I think you should grow an afro

Jack- PARLAY!
Pintel- ooh my favorite word!

Jack: Top of the morning to you govner! It is not just a lovely day?

:Laugh: I love the afro & highlights 1 😆

barbossa:i think ill get rid of that bloody monkey

will:i dont love liz im in love with BARBOSSA

liz:*cries ova norry dieing*
/\neva see her do that

😆

Liz: I luv ya Norry

Norry: Aaaahhhhhhhhh
*pushes liz off fort*

Id cry if Norry died...cause then Gilette would prolly be commadore and he hates Jack more...he may have a cool name but her sucks

😆....I feel sry 4 Norry in a way 😄

sry bout this but i cant resist

RUMMY: yeah here mort u can have mt bazooka