Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I think we all have. They say that 80% of dust particles floating in the average household are actually dead skin!Have you ever drinkin goat urine?
got a carton of the stuff next to my bed...goes great with feta cheese on goat hair bread!!tongue21...
ever sucked the toes of a sumo wrestler?
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Yes! Only because they were covered with strawberry jelly!Ever ride a camel into a blazing storm of gunfire? 😱
Every Saturday!, Sunday , Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thrusday, but not Friday cause that Kareoke night!!!
ever humped splitered wood while going commando, singing ''she'll be comeing round the mountain when shes comes''??
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Every Saturday!, Sunday , Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thrusday, but not Friday cause that Kareoke night!!!ever humped splitered wood while going commando, singing ''she'll be comeing round the mountain when shes comes''??
I used to all the time, but my neighbors complained about the blood stains in their fireplace. 😬
Ever squash a German tourist with a ten ton rhinoceros testicle?
Where did that come from? 😕
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm wearing my Steve Madden shoes, dark blue socks, tan cargo pants, a wrinkle free Dockers shirt, maroon in color with white stripes, a blue T-shirt underneath, and white boxers. Oh, and a silver watch with a light blue face. I'm a fashion menace!Do you like the smell of your own farts?
smells like Lavender droolio.....
can you suck your toes ?