Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I want a new Computer!So you get to pick your death the choices are
A. drink your self to death
B. Go out and get shot while killing your President
C. Have sexWhich would you pick?
I told my wife before we got married that I want both of us to die very old because we were having sex...teh bombz.
If you had to die one of three ways, which of the below choices would you pick:
1. Getting thousands of cuts all over your body and then having very stinky human feces rubbed in all of you gashes and then slowly dying of infection while being chained down into the feces.
2. Getting a red hot iron pike shoved right into your ass and then dying a slow agonizing death over the course of 2 weeks because you are literally rotting from the inside out from the subsequent intestinal damage and infection.*
3. Having to watch your family members die by skin being very slowly peeled off while you are forced to watch and then you get a quick bullet to the back of the head and you don't feel a thing.
*Someone ask me about more information on this one. Seriously, you'll love the additioanl info on this one. (Not really.)