Originally posted by LanceWindu
NO! Answer the damn question. You can't change things up, that's now how this thread goes. Just answer who you personally think is hotter, then you can ask your poorly spelled Twilight question.Beyonce
Ever throw your cell phone in frustration?
y'now you guys can be real duchbags sometimes...
Alright so check it. I was like ***** im makin you a drink, but take this shot first. She spout out some little soft coughs like a *****. Pissin me off.
She asked me what it was. I told her it was some of that Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey. Straight up!!
***** didnt have a clue what I was talking about. I said "Whateva jack, diet or regos?" (***** better pick diet)
"Regos, you know"
awermm
HOly shit im faded and i didnt even realize what im doing. Okay so ****. Always started off as the missionary, thats jsut how we dooo. But right before that I was lickin that lovely nani of hers, you know! Dont want my penis ripping apart in there. Had to get it nice and wet. Lovely bones. And then i put my penis in her. So there it was, my penis in her vagina. Wala.
Got a little bored of the old mish. I said ***** turn over!
She turned over right quick! mainly because i forced her but i knew she wanted it. I Said *****, brace yoself.
After a few minutes of that I think she told me to jizz on her. And tahts when i blacked out. Woke up naked wondering what happened. Then after thinking for a while it came to me and i came on her.
same question ***** im trying to masturbate here. I know robtard is.
Originally posted by Earthlover
y'now you guys can be real duchbags sometimes...
You're the one not answering questions and posting the ones you want. Do it right or leave the thread.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Alright so check it. I was like ***** im makin you a drink, but take this shot first. She spout out some little soft coughs like a *****. Pissin me off.She asked me what it was. I told her it was some of that Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey. Straight up!!
***** didnt have a clue what I was talking about. I said "Whateva jack, diet or regos?" (***** better pick diet)
"Regos, you know"
awermm
HOly shit im faded and i didnt even realize what im doing. Okay so ****. Always started off as the missionary, thats jsut how we dooo. But right before that I was lickin that lovely nani of hers, you know! Dont want my penis ripping apart in there. Had to get it nice and wet. Lovely bones. And then i put my penis in her. So there it was, my penis in her vagina. Wala.
Got a little bored of the old mish. I said ***** turn over!
She turned over right quick! mainly because i forced her but i knew she wanted it. I Said *****, brace yoself.
After a few minutes of that I think she told me to jizz on her. And tahts when i blacked out. Woke up naked wondering what happened. Then after thinking for a while it came to me and i came on her.
same question ***** im trying to masturbate here. I know robtard is.
Last sex I had was kinda boring. Missionary, cowgirl, about a 4 on the scale. I need to have me some GREAT sex soon!
Toothache or headache, which would you rather have?