Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

hmmmmm
for the male individual, make every single time he tries to have sex, he can't get it up. and when he tries to take a supplement for ED, when he finally gets an erection, it goes soft right as he's about to try and put it in.
for the female individual, i guess.... every time she goes to sit down or shift around in her seat, a really loud farting noise emanates from her person
i know, lame, i don't really think of this kind of shit haermm

what is your biggest derp moment when playing a video game?

Playing Black Ops, I was on round 34 of Nazi Zombies, and I had been hit enough times that another hit would kill me, and for some reason I set up one of the electric traps (don't even know why I did it, I might have been trying to reload and accidentlally set off a trap), ran through it, and died.

sq

probably a tie between in Pokemon SoulSilver when i wasted 10 Ultra Balls trying to catch my opponent's Ponyta and in ACII when i kept pushing the wrong button to do a backwards jump off one ledge and onto another haermm

sq

I think I might top you.

For pokemon yellow, I had accidentally used my master ball and caught Articuno[1] (completely unneccessary). So when it came time to fight Mewtwo (there was no way I could go and buy more balls; if there was I didn't do it[2]) I went in with ONE regular pokeball[3].

I had to bite the bullet when I just trashed rare pokemon after rare pokemon because I couldn't waste my final pokeball. It was tough. For some strange reason I was not getting lucky, and every few steps was met with a random encounter. The majority of the times my escapes were futile AND my pokemon took some pretty recognizable damage given their level.

At last I find Mewtwo. Highest health was 50%. I knew this was going to be a battle of attrition: weaken him to his most vulnerable state and then, once the most optimal threshold could be reached (where anything beyond that would have been death; and there is no second chances), throw the pokeball and press "B" like a madman (you all know why...)

It was a vicious battle. The line up was a mix of high powered, high level pokemon, not so high decently powerful, low level weak and the line up would go tank (to bring him down as far as possible), then some middle guy to bring him down some more (but not too much) and finally a weak guy to bring him to his knees.

This plan, utterly failed. The tank did wonders; took out 3/4 of his hp. But everytime I made a switch, he would attack first and kill them. I was left with Articuno (ironic) and I tried to be strategic. Weak moves of quick attack and fly (respectively; probably only did it once) and I brought his hp down just barely into the red. Now was my chance. I scurried into my pack, enlarged that ball like it was a bull in heat smelling pheremones on steriods, and let that object fly. I was so caught up in the moment I forgot to press the "B" button like the incompetent pokemon player I was[4].

It jiggles....and jiggles...and finally....he breaks free...

God

Flipping

Damnit

I said "f*** it, you gonna die clown!!!" and I use blizzard on him...mutha'ucka's health goes down to one...

Guess who gets to start over 😐

What's the scariest game you played?

Fatal Frame

sq

resident evil

boxers, tighty whitey or thongs?

I gots the boxer briefs. My girl bless her heart prefers the look and feel of lace thongs. ;-)

Boxers.

Do you inwardly cringe when you hear a recording of your own voice?

yes.

SQ

i don't just inwardly cringe
i downright throw up 😘

sq

Yes 🙂 i sound like i've been breathing in helium cant do it

SQ?

No really. I love my own voice. 🙂

Do you like to eat raw meat?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew no

what was the first video game you played and on what system?

Combat (Atari)

SQ

Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis

sq

Kirby on the Gameboy

Sq

Donkey Kong Country, SNES(SuperNintendo)

Do you look at n00dz?

who doesn't?

sq

Yes, Regularly when I am online.

SQ

I don't know what that is...

Are you a college graduate who finds reading the GDF and its subforums depressing?