Hm. Hax. mmm You win this round. But you lose in the end! Divorcing such a handsome (if short) man as myself. 🪩 God, I suck.
Also, I already answered the current question. BUT I SUPPOSE that as a child I wanted to be a paleontologist.
New Question:
Most comical injury you've received? Details of why it was comical!
I was like 11 or so and I was roller skating with my dog on a leash. He sees a Squirell and chases after it, pulling me along. I get pulled to this hill and though the leash ends up being pulled from my hand I end up going down this giant hill on my roller skates. This was around the time I first tried roller skates so I didnt know much. I flew down this hill, arms flailing at my sides screaming at the top of my lungs... only to reach the bottom and slow to a stop still screaming with my hands over my eyes... I didnt realize I had stopped on my own until my dog jumped against my legs and I fell on my butt... I hurt my butt. Injury Accomplished!
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Answering own question like a bawss.
It's probably one of the three times my (best, seriously) friend has set me on fire.
Once we were burning a bridge (context is good, it was a small one!) and he sent me to get more fuel as we piled burnables. When I returned he handed me a small plastic tupperware container of gasoline and told me to pour it on, having just barely lit the bottom of our tipi shaped assemblage of fuel. I didn't notice, began to pour, it flared up, I jumped back and splashed a tub of gasoline over my chest, stomach, and left leg. Also my hands. Fire hurts.
We were over water. Shallow, running water, with rocks on the bottom. It was early spring, this is Canada. I am afraid of heights, bridge, distance, rocks. Water of coldness. It took me a while to make the jump. haermm I ran around trying to pat it out with my (burning) hands, tried rolling, jumped around, Matt was laughing so hard he hit his knees before he tried to push me into the water himself.
The skin of my palms is discoloured from it, but that's the only lasting damage I'm pretty sure. I got burnt fairly badly on my hands, the rest of me faired better.
The next time was less exciting, but is funnier without context. I was hanging half way out of my girlfriend at the time's bedroom window. Not gonna say why, it's funnier this way. Anywhore, Matt is with me again. He has an aerosol can I can't remember what was in it, though. I was 16 when this happened, lol. It's been a long time. He sprays it alllll over my pants, lights my ass on fire.
Panic ensues. I ended up taking my pants off to stomp them out, which sucked.
and the last time he melted my ear.
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Matt's visible in the back ground, the back of his head and his Iron Maiden sweater, anyway.
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Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Spiders. x.xIf you wanted a new Signature would you go to my Signature Thread and make a Request? =^.^= I made the one I am using now and I have a whole bunch posted on the thread!
Sure, why?
As for the question I slipped and broke my leg for a second time while just walking in the kitchen.