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Originally posted by parenthesis
I agree. Adam Sandler isn't funny. He does fart jokes and jew jokes.

Tbh, Will Ferrell isn't that much funnier either. Neither is Jim Carey, Dane Cook, or most US comedians.

All you guys do is fart jokes and jew jokes! Even South Park is not exempt from this rule, and that's your funniest show!

Do you agree with my rant?

I'm guessing you've never seen Anchorman or Pet Detective. Dane Cook does suck though, Daniel Tosh owns him.

I have seen Anchorman and Will Ferrel is hilarious in that. But his stuff on that late show he does is not funny.

If you were an animagus, which animal would you transform into?

A tiger

If you could insert yourself into any series (game/book/tv/movie), which would you choose?

Pokemon, obviously.

Are you still a virgin?

No.

Do you like spicy food?

Yes. Although spicy food tends to be the kind that I get tired of the quickest.

What's the best meal you've ever had?

Probably Subway

If you had to swim the english channel what would you wear?

Wetsuit + flippers + oxygen tank/snorkel + lifejacket/floaters 'cause I'm not a good swimmer.

Do you watch hentai videos, or read hentai manga?

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Ever spontaneously burst into song?

Yeah.

Ever masturbate to yourself?

No.
I don't find myself physically attractive.

What is your favorite part of a woman's orifice to smex: mouth, vagina, or anus?

Vag for sure. I have a particular dislike of anal sex.

What is your favorite pizza?

Mushroom and pepperoni.

Do you believe in aliens?

I believe in the possibility of extra terrestrial life, but not them contacting Earth.

What job do you have?

Programmer/Manager/Something Like That Ish

What would you like to be doing the most right now?

Snuggled up in a blanket on my couch at home watching The Sopranos. FYI, it's 28°F here right now.

What is your ideal "lazy day"?

Achieving some level of progress on my Netflix queue, preferably with plenty of nomz.

What is your dream job?

I have my dream job right now as a Kindergarten Teacher.

Where would you most want to live?