Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Shark.

Would you rather get ****ed in the ass or put your cock in a chastity belt and throw away the key?

I refuse to answer this question.

Sex or food?

Food. Stays with you longer, and tends to be socially appropriate to enjoy alone.

Sharknado or squidnami?

Originally posted by Petrus
I refuse to answer this question.

Sex or food?

sharknado

Would you eat your own shit?

Never.

What is your full name, including middle name?

Marius Thomas Hoffbauer

Do you think you are a good person?

Good to myself? Yes.

Favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor?

Tie between Half baked and Karamel Sutra.

How many movies have you downloaded from torrents?

About 20?

Would you eat cum?

I have already.

Which food would you want right this second?

Until I get the image of you with semen in your mouth out of my head, absolutely nothing.

Java or C++?

C++ if we must

Python or Ruby?

@Astner:Java. GUI building is a lot more fun than bland cp programming imo.

@Bardock: Python. Simply because I am familiar with it, as opposed to Ruby.

Do you sleep with your teddy bears?

Originally posted by Astner
Until I get the image of you with semen in your mouth out of my head, absolutely nothing.

Java or C++?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Yes, please get that thought out of your head. Just knowing you have a mildly sexual image of me in your head makes me shudder. I mean I was going to make pancakes, but now I feel a bit ill..

Oh my...I like you a lot.

Originally posted by Epicurus
@Astner:Java. GUI building is a lot more fun than bland cp programming imo.

@Bardock: Python. Simply because I am familiar with it, as opposed to Ruby.

Do you sleep with your teddy bears?

No, I used to have a teddy bear, but I never really slept with it much.

What's the most interesting fact about you?

That I am an ******* to people in general.

What's your favorite bacterial species?

AIDS.

How much of a dickhead is god?

Noob, that's not bacteria.

Also, god is responsible for the continued existence of disease so pretty bad.

SQ.

The same as that of any other man-made fictional character; I find god to be irrelevant as far as my own life is concerned.

Who in your family do you hate enough to want to actually murder them?

I used to be a fervent worshipper of the Roman Catholic godhead known as The Father, but as soon as I had a fully-functioning intelligence, I found out that my parents and my friends were brainwashed by this occult religion.

The fact that "The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit" have managed to brainwash my family and relatives into mindless drones (my whole family and relatives are Roman Catholic fanatics) and 1 billion other sheep is irrevocable evidence of his douchebaggery.

EDIT:
@Epicurus:
I would kill all of my relatives who heavily rely on my father's salary remittance.
I love my direct family, so I would protect them with my life.

How much minimum pay would you accept to star in a porn film?