I choose not to answer your question, because:
1. It's a stupid question.
2. You didn't answer AF's question.
Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
I'd rather drown.Getting roasted slowly must be excruciating.
Do you prefer to save your porn collection/nude pics in the cloud or in an external hard drive?
I don't have a smartphone or any Apple products. Neither do I save porn. I just watch it on one of the many free porn sites available and wipe my browser history every once in a while.
What was the single most frightening moment of your life?
When I thought my children were going to be taken and put into protective custody by DHS because:
1. Some lady up the street is super Christian and tried to preach to me and I told her that I was not interested and to never bring up religion at my house again.
2. So she reported me to DHS for child molestation and she used the excuse that my daughter was holding her crotch while playing outside (which is one of the signs of child molestation but the far more obvious reason is my daughter had to pee, and like most kids, didn't want to come in to pee).
The case worker said that if my children were living with me, they would have been taken and put into protective custody until the investigation was completed. Luckily, my children were spending 2 weeks at their grandparents home. After the investigation, the lady became much nicer (they took my daughter to this creepy-ass room at a facility where a "forensic child interviewer" asked my daughter questions). They said that they rarely get children as innocent as my daughter come through there because their parents let their children watch trash and listen to trash. I had to hold my tongue and not say, "Perhaps I'm a good father, dumbass? Thanks for believing that I didn't molest my own damn children, you piece of shit." But I realized she was just trying to do her job.
So, yeah, never have I genuinely wished harm to befall another human being as much as I have this uppity piece of shit ultra-Christian lady living up the street. When we go to move, I will definitely tell her what a giant piece of shit she is. No, I will not report her to DHS for a bogus accusation: her child does not deserve to be put through that hell. That was definitely the shittiest thing to happen to me. If my daughter had said one thing off, I'd be arrested and have to lawyer up. Holy shit, that lady is a giant c*nt...
SQ
Holy shit, that's horrendous, dude.
Mine would probably be the one time where I saw something/someone freaky-looking standing in the middle of the stairway at around 2-3am in the morning.
It was pretty dark. I wasn't sleepy nor high. Not sure if I was hallucinating, but whatever the heck it was, it was lookin straight at me. Sent a shiver down my spine like never before.
That was the day I started believing in the existence of ethereal beings.
Do you think there are things that science can never explain?
Nope. People have been singing this "science can't explain X thing so it can't explain everything" song for centuries now. And every time it ends with science progressing even further.
SQ.
Originally posted by dadudemon
When I thought my children were going to be taken and put into protective custody by DHS because:1. Some lady up the street is super Christian and tried to preach to me and I told her that I was not interested and to never bring up religion at my house again.
2. So she reported me to DHS for child molestation and she used the excuse that my daughter was holding her crotch while playing outside (which is one of the signs of child molestation but the far more obvious reason is my daughter had to pee, and like most kids, didn't want to come in to pee).The case worker said that if my children were living with me, they would have been taken and put into protective custody until the investigation was completed. Luckily, my children were spending 2 weeks at their grandparents home. After the investigation, the lady became much nicer (they took my daughter to this creepy-ass room at a facility where a "forensic child interviewer" asked my daughter questions). They said that they rarely get children as innocent as my daughter come through there because their parents let their children watch trash and listen to trash. I had to hold my tongue and not say, "Perhaps I'm a good father, dumbass? Thanks for believing that I didn't molest my own damn children, you piece of shit." But I realized she was just trying to do her job.
So, yeah, never have I genuinely wished harm to befall another human being as much as I have this uppity piece of shit ultra-Christian lady living up the street. When we go to move, I will definitely tell her what a giant piece of shit she is. No, I will not report her to DHS for a bogus accusation: her child does not deserve to be put through that hell. That was definitely the shittiest thing to happen to me. If my daughter had said one thing off, I'd be arrested and have to lawyer up. Holy shit, that lady is a giant c*nt...
SQ
Very important.
1. I am under VPN whenever I go online. I also use anonymous proxy servers in combination with this.
2. All of my PCs run under virtualisation software, disabling only when I need to store documents/porn files.
3. I have the usual 3-layered combination (antivirus, firewall, HIPS).
4. I keep 2-3 on-demand anti-malware programs and run them every week to check if any spyware is lurking in the OS.
5. I've uninstalled every software that I never/rarely use, including toolbars and obsolete software.
Do you think Miranda Kerr really had sex with Justin Bieber?