urgh takes a long time to type... so I will write a shorter version:
2 Irish guys were playing pool, they game went on for about 2 hours and not a single ball was potted in that time, they started to gather a crowd and were getting very nervous.
One of the Irish guys turned to the other and said "this is getting ridiculous, we haven't potted a ball all night, we look stupid"
To which the other guy replied, "you're right, next game we should cheat... we should remove the Triangle"
My question - Are you missing any parts of your body, like a toe, ear lobe...