I tried to f*ck my friend's wife while I was extremely shitfaced. The next day she not only told me what I tried to do, but told her husband, as well. Needless to say, he was pissed off at me and we didn't speak for a long time. We've since buried the hatchet.
If you won the lottery, what would be the VERY FIRST thing you do/purchase?
I'm an industrial radiographer. I perform non-destructive testing on oil fields, pipe lines, and refineries. Radiographic testing aka x-raying pipes with a radioactive camera is 97% of what I do. I also perform dye penetrate, magnetic particle, and ultra sonic testing.
When did you lose your virginity? Was it shameful or awesome?
18. My little sister asked one of her slutty friends to have sex with me. I had just graduated high school in 1998 and was two weeks away from shipping off to Ft. Benning, GA for Army Basic Training. It was kinda pathetic.
However, when I graduated Basic, I came home for 8 days before I went to my first duty station in Germany and I saw her again. My much improved Army physique turned her on and I got up in them guts again and DESTROYED it!
What is your least favorite movie starring Johnny Depp?