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Nada.

What would you do if someone suddenly stabbed you at the back with a large knife in a secluded alley?

Scream and fight back.

Do you own any firearms?

I wish. If I ever move to the country, I'm gonna see if I can get a few shotguns, though. (UK Resident, etc.)

Same Q

One pump shotgun for home protection.

Do you sneeze loudly or quietly?

Not loud nor quiet, middle I guess.

Same question.

Super loud, can't help it. I often even flail my arms at the same time – dunno wtf is up with it. I once accidentally did a seig heil approximation in the middle of town after a sneeze mmm

Same Q

Yes.
A Remington double-barreled shotgun, a Remington sawed-off shotgun, a H&K UMP, and a silenced MAC-10.

EDIT: Shit, the question different now lol. I'm a loud sneezer. I tried doing it quietly, but my chest hurts after.

SQ

Quietly. Like, super quiet. I guess it's the ex-military in me.

Do you have loud farts or quiet ones?

Super silent. Like, the opposite of my sneezes awehuhs

Same Q

Loud and noxious.

Do you like KMFDM?

When I'm with friends/family/alone, I fart as loudly as I can.

But I keep it as discreet as possible when I'm around strangers or in a crowd.

EDIT: No, because I've never heard of them.

Have you eaten your own ejaculate?

Originally posted by Impediment
Loud and noxious.

Do you like KMFDM?

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
When I'm with friends/family/alone, I fart as loudly as I can.

But I keep it as discreet as possible when I'm around strangers or in a crowd.

EDIT: No, because I've never heard of them.

Have you eaten your own ejaculate?

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Where is the furthest you've been abroad?

Brazil, the antipode of the Philippines.

Do you watch Uncle Grandpa?

No.

Do you like Metalocalypse?

Used to watch it. I liked it.

Manga or Anime?

Both. Impossible to choose just one.

Favorite Hayao Miyazaki film?

My Neighbour Totoro or Spirited Away

Same Q

Never seen one. oh

Favorite Kevin Smith film?

Clerks.

Same q.

Originally posted by Impediment
Clerks.

Same q.

(Hon. mention to Chasing Amy, though)