Why does life suck... because every single person on Earth is an evil selfish jagoff that enjoys the misery they give to other people and have become accustomed to the misery they receive from all those around them. It could be different, lots of guys over the centuries have tried to tell us we'd be happier if we weren't dicks to everyone but we don't like being told what to do so we kill their ass. Hate is easy and pain is comfortable, it's understandable we can quantify it, but the alternative which is peace and love, that stuff is hard and we don't want to put an effort out. Peace and love is bad for business, you can't make any money and that we cannot abide, everything has a price and everyone is out to get what's theirs. So life sucks, boo fvcking hoo, you take it until you die and that's your peace, that's your reward for all the suffering. And there's nothing anyone can do about it, it will never get any better, it will actually get worse in time, so much worse. What's coming makes this right here a paradise of happiness and euphoria... it's going to be EPIC!!
Anyone else got a theory?