Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Define "Basic"?

Screw it. I go rogue and totally trounce on the whole "With Great Blah blah blah" thing.

SQ

No one, i'm already well trained.

SQ

Gonna go with Batman, for a well rounded education.

What is the weirdest question your parent(s) ever asked you?

It wasnt really a question, per say, but, when i was young i lived in the ghetto (lots of roaches), so i had a line of Borax behind my stereo.
Got home from school and she was pissed.
She'd seen it, stuck her finger in it and tasted it thinking it was cocaine.
Big dummy.

SQ

My mom out of the blue asked me if I had had sex with my girlfriend, like total conversational curveball.

Do you own a good suit (or fancy dress if you're a chick) ?

A few of them, yeah.
I even have my dress blues mothballed though i doubt i'll ever wear them again.

SQ

Can you even still fit into them?

Never getting an answer to that question.

What was your favorite toy as a little kid (7-10 age range) ?

Probably my Lego collection.

Same Q

Old Kenner Star Wars Stuff.

First Game Console you owned?

Atari 2600, wore out Defender and Zaxxon.

How often do you go upta camp in the summer?

Don't Camp. Unless you count passing out in the park, and or a field.

SQ

I hunt all year round, thats as close as i get.

SQ

Are you still retarded?

Nope. I got new tires a few days ago.
I am now RE-Treaded.

Am I the funniest poster here or what?!

What.

SQ

Where?

SQ

Here on this board. You arent the funniest person. Actually no one really stands out (to me) in that way. Its fairly even among the posters that actually are funny, which you are.

3 days till the cut off, have you filed your taxes?

Yep. Already got my (little) Amount of Cash back.

Got any plans on what to spend your Refund Moolah on?

Not really. I always take about $500 and go on a book buying spree. The rest the spouse does as she sees fit with.

SQ