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What's new pussycat?

I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you.

SQ

One time, we played What's New Pussycat 21 times at a diner.

What I really wanna know is. Are you gonna go my way?

Sorry no; We'd have to love and rub-a-dub, we'd have to dance and be in love. I'm married so, that aint happening.

SQ

Nah sorry

Have you ever been fired or had to fire someone else?

Yeah.

SQ

Originally posted by walshy
Nah sorry

Have you ever been fired or had to fire someone else?

That friday my best friend and i were at my apartment getting set to go to the pool, when a former co-worker came by.

Long story short (ish), my boss had been signing me in all week, and the company had cut my check. He sent my co-worker to show me the check, and tell me if i signed it over to him, he'd let me come back to work that monday.

The guy he sent was, honestly, very dumb. I told him to just give me the check, and i'd cash it and take it up to the workplace. He agreed.

As soon as he left my best friend and i went and cashed it, and had a grand old time blowing the money.

Next day my former boss called and threatened me; guess he figured out i'd screwed him.
I told him if i ever saw him anywhere near my home, i'd just inform the company what he'd done and get him fired.
Never heard from him again. 🙂

Never fired anyone.

SQ

I get fired all the time. Partly because I don't like authority and partly because I'm allergic to boring work.

What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you on the job?

I dunno, gotten blown up several times.

SQ

I wouldn't know where to begin.

SQ

I dunno, blown people up several times.

SQ

We had this crazy (literally, schizophrenic) drunk high Russian that somehow locked himself in the sauna and threatened to shoot anyone opening the door, so I called the cops and they got the door open, and sure enough the Russian opened fire... with a super soaker full of vodka.

Ever fallen for a scam?

Not really, pulled a few tho....

Ever put Vodka in a Water Gun?

I've put vodka in a lot of things, but not water guns.

Describe the last person that grabbed your junk.

The last person was me, so...studly.

SQ

Fred Sanford and Lamont

Last Persons Junk beside your owns you fondeled?

I changed my friend's kid about 2 days ago. I was impressed with myself for remembering how to change a diaper, actually.

SQ

My girlfriend's cash and prizes.

Any fun plans for the 4th (Independence Day, hi Brits! ) ?

No. I dont do well around fireworks because of my PTSD.

SQ

Apologies, I'm an only child and I don't share well.

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