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A smart house that protected me. Ooh that'd OWN!
GL on the wisdom teeth, man; you should get some good drugs...!

Last time/ever bomb the bathroom at work?

Nope, guess I was lucky.

If you could pal around with any Old West Gunslinger, who would it be?

Probably Doc Holliday. Sit around drinking, watching him play cards.

If you HAD to poop from somewhere other than your butthole, what orficewould you choose?

Not a lot of good options... bellybutton - modify it so it only opens when you poo and then goes back to normal.

You get Superman's powers, but if you use them you become Chernobyl level radioactive for several days, what do you do?

Use my powers in certain places in Iraq/Afghanistan.

SQ, thats pretty interesting!

Fly up to the arctic and freeze breath the melting ice caps.

Pick a fictional bar to visit, a fictional wing man to get your back, and a fictional chick to pick up on.

Barney Stinson at MacLaren's, any girl Ted hasnt gotten his emo hands on!

SQ (i gots to know!)

Doctor Julian Bashir in Ten Forward, target: Leeta

How was your weekend?

Unexpectedly busy.

You feelin' okay?

Nope, can't sleep, gums are all sliced up, stitches sting like a motherfcker when my tongue hits them, oxy isn't doing sht, face is all swole up... FML

Same same

I have a headache, so, compared to you...pretty good. 😮

Ever fall down a flight of stairs?

Several times. Mostly when drunk so it wasn't too bad.

How long can a dog bark before it gets on your last nerve?

About 1.2 seconds.
As i mentioned i have TBI (and PTSD); not as bad as many of my brothers, but repetive sounds, loud noises, will **** me UP.

Plans for Cinco de Mayo?

My Aunt (the one from Honduras) is making a metric sht ton of Spanish type food and everyone and their dog is invited so I will probably drop in with a few of my casserole inventions.

Same same

Shopping. I made a list of crap i need around the house.
I'll be on the lookout for a mecican themed place to eat lunch, though.

What superheroes would you like to see in future Justice League movies?

Martian Manhunter & GL of course!

Ever done couples massage?

All the time, kind of my thing.

Would you rather have a personal trainer or a personal cook?

A cook!
My workouts are me time.

Do you own golf clubs? Or just golf in general?

Yeah I've got a set of Top Flight XL that's been really good when I've played. Not so much the last few years, good golf partners are tough to find.

Where was the last place you visited that made you want to go back?