Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lamest excuse
= " i love you , but im not in love with you !and thats not enough "lamest excuse for being late to school/work?
Well, I gave this really dumb one, but it worked-and I still can't believe it! It was...I let the dog out to potty before I left to go to the bus stop-and she was taking too long. I heard the bus coming and new that I was going to miss it if she didn't hurry, but then out of nowhere she went hauling ass across the street and almost got hit by the school bus-I don't even think the driver saw her-cuz she's so little, and it's a good thing too cuz that's the only thing that saved her from getting hurt! (she fit between the tires)
Now, that was only partially a lie...
OUCH! I dunno, I got "I think we should just be friends" or "I don't want to date anybody right now, there's some stuff I want to focus on"...the unspoken part of that is: i just don't want to date YOU right now, and there are more important things to me, like getting laid (b/c at that time I was still a virgin and wasn't backing down from it)