John Kerry and a Box of kittins
John Kerry is walking down his neighborhood street when he see a little girl with a box of kittins. He walks up to the little girl and asks her "What Kind of kittins are those?" The little girl replies "There democrats" And Kerry walks off smirking.
The day after that kerry is joging with his buddy edwards and he tells edwards to come along to the house with the little girl has the kittins. So when they get there Kerry asks the little girl "what kind of kittins are those?" the little girl replies "ther Republicans" Kerry get real mad a asks the little girl "I thought you said they were democrats. The little girl sweetly replies "But now there eyes are open"