My cat is depressed

Started by PrefectRonnykin3 pages

My cat is depressed

shes trying to kill herself 馃檨

why? how?

she pissed in her kittie dish then tryed to eat it

ewww

yeah 馃檨

now shes staring at the wall

maybe she's sick

you want to get your cat off of depression. Put some scotch tape on the end of it's ears. this will get it's mind on more important things like, what the shit is on my ears. Not to mention the hours of entertainment it will give you watching your cat give itself a brain himmerage trying to get the tape off, untill it ultimately accepts it's defeat, and lays down in failure.

i think shes really sick 馃檨

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
you want to get your cat off of depression. Put some scotch tape on the end of it's ears. this will get it's mind on more important things like, what the shit is on my ears. Not to mention the hours of entertainment it will give you watching your cat give itself a brain himmerage trying to get the tape off, untill it ultimately accepts it's defeat, and lays down in failure.
馃槅 馃槅 馃槅 馃槅 馃槅

Give her some drugs. closedeyes

oh, im so sorry 馃檨 . if it makes you feel any better, my cats stare at the wall all the time (not the peeing and eatin' it thing, though 馃槵 ). also, one of my cat got really depressed and he gained 2-3lbs (thats alot for a cat). so now instead of calling him by his name (tiger), i call him sumo kitty or chubbs (im not sure if that helps the matter though?).

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Give her some drugs. closedeyes
shed overdose

Originally posted by soundtrack
oh, im so sorry 馃檨 . if it makes you feel any better, my cats stare at the wall all the time (not the peeing and eatin' it thing, though 馃槵 ). also, one of my cat got really depressed and he gained 2-3lbs (thats alot for a cat). so now instead of calling him by his name (tiger), i call him sumo kitty or chubbs (im not sure if that helps the matter though?).
馃槀 its kinda funny

Originally posted by PrefectRonnykin
shed overdose

Well if she does, I say, too bad for her. She has to learn some time or another that cocaine is a dangerous substance, and last time I checked they don't accept cats in drug education programs. Learning through experience. It's what you do. closedeyes

Originally posted by PrefectRonnykin
馃槀 its kinda funny

i do defend him though. if someone calls him fat, i yell at them and tell them that hes just big-boned.

Darth - for the first time ever. i hate you 馃槓
ST- 馃槅

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
you want to get your cat off of depression. Put some scotch tape on the end of it's ears. this will get it's mind on more important things like, what the shit is on my ears. Not to mention the hours of entertainment it will give you watching your cat give itself a brain himmerage trying to get the tape off, untill it ultimately accepts it's defeat, and lays down in failure.

hysterical or you could put it on its feet, thats also intertaining. oh, maybe your cat wants a bath (the whole hygen thing your cat is going through isnt healthy 馃槵 ). its very intertaining when they start to do a little dance when the bath is over (since their paws are wet).

maybe she's pregnant 馃槓

shes neutered