Spider-Man vs. The Tick

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

(I just look for any good reason to say spoon) 😉

Good enough reason. I love The Tick, and I'd love to say he'd beat Spidey, but I don't know. I can't imagine a circumstance arising that would precipitate any kind of bad blood between the two. They're both about as sweet as they come, in my book.

they would fight, and then Venom would show up and stomp on them both 😄

Oh, you know I don't believe that! I think Venom would probably appreciate the Tick's sense of humor--maybe the three of them could do a little rooftop patroling...

Yeah, it would be a little difficult to find a reason for them to go at it, but it would sure as hell be funny thoughout the fight though.

The Tick wins because Spidey tries to swing off a building that The Tick has destroyed all he doorways to and it collapses. Then he falls into the mouth of a waiting shark. Shark wins.

Egad!!! 😆

Very good.

Now where would teh best place for them to be for this fight, New York or The City?

Cute. I say the City, since the Tick has already smashed the Hell out of most of the rooftops--no sense wrecking NYC's, right?

LOL, well you're right on that one.

The tick would call in arthur to defeat spidey. But Arthur would fail miserably. Seeing the idiocy of the duo, Parker would abruptly leave, feeling bad for even trying to start a fight with a "special" person.

How dare you insult the do-gooder that is The Tick? He is, um, well, damnit, I can't think of anything cunning to say 😂

You are right on one thing, Tick isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the toolbox. But he does have some major balls though, and this fight would filled with laughs the whole time, with one liners and such back and forth. Oh, Arthur would definitely stay out of this battle, he at least the smart one of the group.

Oh, and a quick question to whoever might know: What was the name of the nutjob from the Tick series that was basically a psycho wanabe of the Punisher?

Oh--I know this!!! That guy was funny. I'm sure it'll pop into my head while I'm brushing my teeth or trying to sleep tonight. In the meantime, I'll be running through my mental 'database'.
Ever since Swanky-Tuna mentioned that shark, all I can think of is Pineapple Pocopo, and his island with shark-infested waters and pineapples being the only two tourist attractions.

The Tick may not be armed with intellect, but he is good and pure of heart--and wicked strong, too.

And don't forget extremely nigh-invulnerable, if there is such a thing😉

I think your best shot would be to distract him with an algebraic equation, and then pounce!

Now that's just wrong 😂

Off the subject for a second, I must ask again: Who was the pyscho Punisher wanabe from The Tick series?

It sounds like Baron Violent or Jim Rage

http://www.thetick.ws/tvvillains.html

Nope, it's neither of those two. The f*cked up thing is, they show his picture right at the beginning of the heroes section of that site, but no name or info.

Big Shot?

http://www.thetick.ws/tvheroes.html

Is that his name? The big guy with the big ass smile , black shirt, and the two guns smoking?