funniest thing you've ever seen

What is the funniest thing you have ever seen 😆

for me it's this

A dog sitting on my little cousins head. She was screaming cause the dog farted on her face. Highly unlikly but also highly funny. This is funny too.

i have a lot of funny things that ive seen (most are actually being done to me, there actually a little embarassing 😬 ).

Originally posted by darkcrown
A dog sitting on my little cousins head. She was screaming cause the dog farted on her face. Highly unlikly but also highly funny. This is funny too.

lmao, thats great 😆

Movies, tons

Life😛riceless events through my childhood, through my high school years.

Originally posted by darkcrown
A dog sitting on my little cousins head. She was screaming cause the dog farted on her face. Highly unlikly but also highly funny. This is funny too.

Carl Lewis singing the national anthem. 😱

ok this is a little mean, but i was at this park once and this kid was balancing on a poll and he lost his footing and landed right on the poll right on his nuts, and then he yelled out, owww my a$$crack.

Originally posted by TheMuffinMan
ok this is a little mean, but i was at this park once and this kid was balancing on a poll and he lost his footing and landed right on the poll right on his nuts, and then he yelled out, owww my a$$crack.

😐

I saw this freaky ass 4 year old stick a plastic sword up my uncle's asscrack, I almost shit my pants laughing and crying! 😆

Originally posted by darkcrown
😐

hey i've got a sick sense of humor

Does anyone here know who stone cold steve austin is??

lol, ok i just remembered a funny story.
i used to work in a mall and there was this "kinda" old lady (she was really short b/c she had like no torso). anyway, i was working one day and my manager told me that there was a guy from 'aeropostel' (sp) and he was taking out the trash the other day (picture a large cart with like 5 bags of garbage, 10 boxes, etc.) *which is very hard to see around*. well he was taking it out (we take trash out through this maze like hallway, to the dumpsters) and he was pushing the cart down the narrow 'maze-like' hallway; then all of a sudden his cart just stopped (like it was jammed or something?). so he starts to push and push, then he pulls it and rams it forward like 3 times. well on the third push he heard someone say, " DEAR GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!". he pulled hte cart all the back and looked around it and saw the little old short lady i told you about on the ground. ***he had rammed into her*** i was pissing my pants when my manager told me that, meanwhile customers were looking at me wondering what was so freakin' funny, lol.

My friend getting beat up by a chick and ended up getting his balls bruised and had to go get stitches on them. I'll have to find the tape.

Originally posted by TheMuffinMan
Does anyone here know who stone cold steve austin is??

yea why?

Originally posted by soundtrack
yea why?

ok this was about a year ago, On wrestling i guess stone cold went bad and people called him a sellout. Also my dad looks just like him but anyways my dad and i went food shopping, so we are going through the isles and this little kid comes up he was like 6 and punches my dad in the balls, calls him a traitor and a sellout and runs away. that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

an amish hooker, dont ask why

ok i gatta ask why

amish hookers are evil, i over heard something about plagues or batteries? im not sure