Quotables

Lines that stick with you, lines that you find ironic, lines that are funny.

Post 'em! All the "quotables!"

Episode 1-12; Leech (Third post in a row I referred to this episode)

Lex: I came to make sure you were alright.
Clark: I'm great. How about we go out in the parking lot and you can hit me with your car.

"I'm the girl of your dreams disguised as your best friend" (or something like that) -- Chloe

Episode 2-4: Red

Clark: So, everything I have been feeling... is because of this?
Pa: Yeah, son. That is why you have to take that thing off.
Clark: Take it off? I just wish I would have found it sooner!

Episode 2-4: Red

Clark: Did you know that Chloe has a birthmark on her cheek?
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not that cheek...

😆

Cant remember the episode....

Lex: (to Clark) The hardest thing to do is to tell the women you love that you like her.

Espisode 1-4: X-Ray

Lex: May I come in? I promise I am not packing heat.

Same Episode:

Clark: (to Lex) A master criminal would have worn a mask.

Episode 2-9; Dichotic

Chloe: Only I could fall for a guy who splits himself in two. Do I have a sign around my neck that says Mutant Magnet?

Funny Smallville quotes from the pilot episdode:
1.
LANA: Mom. Dad, this is Clark Kent. : (to Clark) : Say hi.
Clark awkwardly puts up his hand.
CLARK: Hi.
She smiles, turns back to the headstones.
LANA: Yeah, he is kind of cute. : (beat) : How should I know? But it looks like he's got a lot on his mind. : (to Clark) : Mom wants to know if you're upset about a girl?
Clark shakes his head.
LANA: Dad wants to know if you're upset about a boy?
CLARK: No!

2.
CLARK: I'm hanging out in a graveyard. Does that strike you as okay behavior?
LANA: Hey, I'm here too.
CLARK: Good point. What's your story?

3.
LANA: Can you keep a secret?
CLARK: I'm the Fort Knox of secret keepers.

I'm ending these quotes for now:
(/Quote)

Episode 1-2: Metamorphosis

Pete, Chloe, and Clark talking.

Pete: Clark never went up. He was always afraid of heights.
Chloe: 😆
Clark: I didn't think it was structurally sound.

Lois: if ur gonna go u have to go thru me

Clark *picks her up*

😆

I loved that!

From Season Premiere!
Lois: Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.

Episode 4-1: Crusade

Pilot 1: What is that?
Pilot 2: A bird? A plane?

Episode 4-2; Gone

While Lionel is walking into his prison....

Lex: And dad....I woudn't have missed this for the world.

ya i loved that:

also,
Lex: Hey dad...maybe this wouldve affected me more if you had a voilen playing in the background.

That was a good one too.

Chloe: A superhero and a journalist. who wouldve guessed?

😆 I love all of those.

From Episode 4-4;
Run

Bart: I don't know, go and find some more people like us. Maybe we can start a club or a league or something.

Spoiler:
That was a pun. Superman and the Flash are part of a band of superheros known as the Justice League