Name one positive or negative thing about the person above you.

+ Is cool
- Lives not near

+ Is ripe for the plucking.

- Doesn't wish to be plucked.

+ cool black dude
- brags about his member

+ Good sense of humor.

- Left his girlfriend for a toilet paper tube and some mayonnaise.

Edit. At least you can have fun with the mayonnaise and toilet paper 4 weeks out of every month. Am I right fellas? Am I right?

+ likes white girls
- has a blurry sig

+ Is very nice
- I dont know what he looks like

+ Sexes me up occasionally.
- Doesnt sex me up 100% all day, everyday. 😛

+ wants to sex me up
- denies it

+ Rubs my feet.
- Thats all he rubs.............ermm