Things Guys Don't Know About Women

Started by Darinda3 pages

well said sniper

i love you

*hug*

weird

😛

uhhhhuummm

i know that stuff.

Can't you elaborate some more?!

"I will never understand how women can take boiling hot wax, pour it on their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root........

.... and still be afraid of a spider."

Jerry Seinfeld

😆

thank you for that quote.

Things guys dont know...

I laughed my ass of when I watched "I'm Telling you for the Last time" and that part came on. It was great.

But in retaliation...

"I bet a lot of you want to know what men are thinking... I can tell you.

Spoiler:
Nothing
"

Jerry Seinfeld.

I hate spiders cry

Waxing isn't such a *****, but it helps if you are really drunk when getting certain areas done 😐

Best advice ever, don't comment on a lady's weight nono
Because either way you'll dig yourself into a hole......

"You look really thin hun,"
"Oh so I looked fat before, is that it?" 😒

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate spiders cry

Waxing isn't such a *****, but it helps if you are really drunk when getting certain areas done 😐

Best advice ever, don't comment on a lady's weight nono
Because either way you'll dig yourself into a hole......

"You look really thin hun,"
"Oh so I looked fat before, is that it?" 😒

Women love honesty...then why ask us questions like that if you want to hear us lie? 😑

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

You want to hear something like...

"Oh, no, hunny. You look fantastic!" ...but that really means

"I dont think the dress has anything to do with it."

hmm...that weight thing is fair.
thanks for the tip.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Women love honesty...then why ask us questions like that if you want to hear us lie? 😑

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

You want to hear something like...

"Oh, no, hunny. You look fantastic!" ...but that really means

"I dont think the dress has anything to do with it."

There wasn't a question in my reply 😛
I said not to comment, if she asks herself then she should be prepared for the burn ✅

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
"I will never understand how women can take boiling hot wax, pour it on their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root........

.... and still be afraid of a spider."

Jerry Seinfeld

Higher pain threshold of course.

so I should just go with:

"You look great."

nice and casual.

Originally posted by silver_tears
There wasn't a question in my reply 😛
I said not to comment, if she asks herself then she should be prepared for the burn ✅

I know, but I was just saying..
But should you choose to not comment, then she will expect the worst and you sleep on the couch.

If have learned anything in my 20 years on this planet, it is that

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous beasts always wanting more, MORE, MORE!"

Homer Simpson.

It's so nice you have a quote for everything scott 😛

Spend 99.9% of your hard earned money to get a girl cloths, shoes, ect... and then you will have yourself a girlfreind 😬